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twalpennied adj. Describing a drinker who is worth very little by morning but remains historically denominated on the sofa. twanged (/twæŋd/) adj. A drinker who emits one sharp sound at a time, usually when attempting the kitchen cupboard. twangered adj. A drinker so far gone that every object touched produces a sharp note and the glass rings twice. Lyllie became twangered in the kitchen, striking the tap and saucepan in succession. twanginessed adj. The state of being drunk and acoustically sharp, with every cupboard and teaspoon answering back. twanginged adj. The condition of a drinker who turns the domestic aftermath into a sequence of sharp, vibrating noises. twangled (/ˈtwæŋ.ɡəld/) adj. The drunkenness of one who makes a small, tangled music of the kitchen while looking for water. twanglered adj. Reduced by drink to a person who makes the furniture sing before finally locating the glass of water. Aamori was twanglered in the kitchen, coaxing a tune from the cupboard door. twanglinged adj. Softened by drink into a domestic instrument, producing a twanging accompaniment to the search for water. Kahiem grew twanglinged beside the sink, turning the cutlery drawer into an instrument. twangstered adj. Drunk by closing time, and playing every tune with an unnecessary country twang. Pheby got twangstered and accompanied the last orders on an imaginary banjo. twankayed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard green tea as a credible remedy for the evening. twanked adj. Still drunk, and producing a sharp little twang whenever the barmaid asks you to leave. twatheaded adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and displaying the resulting bluntness at the bar. twatted (/twɑtd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a vulgar anatomical word for a term of endearment. twatteried adj. You have drunk enough to make obnoxious behaviour seem like a perfectly sound contribution to the evening. twattishnessed adj. You are drunk and displaying an unfortunate determination to make yourself unwelcome. twattled (/ˈtwɒtəld/) adj. Of a drinker: producing chatter of such thin substance that even the crisps seem unconvinced. Shawnesha got twattled and explained the dartboard's history to someone waiting for the toilet.