twattlered
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twattlered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a closing-time anecdote for a public address. twattocked adj. Describing a drinker who has become a thoroughly contemptible nuisance by the third round. Timohy was twattocked, missing the barstool and blaming the carpet.
twatwaffled adj. A drinker who combines needless confidence with the conversational value of a damp napkin. twaybladed adj. A drinker so far gone that two separate thoughts remain, neither rooted particularly firmly. twazzocked (/ˈtwæzəkd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has made stupidity into an evening's organising principle. Bita got twazzocked and tried to pay for ale with a loyalty card from another shop. tweaged adj. The drunkenness of one who cannot decide whether the trouble lies in the drink or the chair. tweagued (/twiːɡd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a condition of persistent doubt about what you ordered and why. tweak freaked adj. Sharpened by drink into making needless adjustments to every object within reach. tweak of the thumbed adj. Loosened by drink into counting fifty-one of anything, provided nobody asks for proof. tweakaged adj. Emboldened by drink to make minor adjustments to arrangements that were working adequately. tweaked (/twiːkd/) adj. Softened by drink into accepting each sharp pinch of reality as a minor adjustment. Kaze was tweaked and treated the landlord's firm reminder as a friendly nudge. tweakered adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every small adjustment requires a committee meeting. Charisa was tweakered and spent ages turning a coaster until it sat squarely. tweakinged adj. Slowed by drink to making one minor adjustment to the journey home at a time. tweakmented adj. Drunk enough to believe a minor cosmetic treatment will restore the evening's original finish. tweddillited adj. You are drunk and mineralogical distinctions have yielded to a solemn search for calcium.
twee popped adj. Of a drinker: reduced to simple melodies, declarations of love, and an earnest request for the aux cable.
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