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tweebed adj. Describing a drinker who consults several devices at once, none of them for directions home. tweed (/twiːd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become lyrically simple, romantically inclined, and unable to operate the music system. tweeded (/twiːdd/) adj. A drinker who has acquired a rough, durable exterior and is now chiefly suitable for country walks. tweedinessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has acquired a coarse, woolly texture and a country-house air. tweedled (/ˈtwiːdəld/) adj. The state of being drunk and producing a small, fiddle-like sound whenever required to speak. tweedlered adj. The condition of a drinker who produces delicate musical noises instead of useful information. An became tweedlered and answered the landlord with a series of ornamental sounds. tweeked adj. The drunkenness of one who receives the sharp end of every conversation before its meaning arrives. Ruqiya became tweeked and reacted to each punchline several seconds too early. tweekered adj. Drunk and making tiny alterations to things which were plainly satisfactory. Isobella was tweekered and adjusted the pub's picture frames by imperceptible amounts. tweelled (/twiːld/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising that each new plan has acquired a diagonal course of its own. Aleina, tweelled, changed the route home four times and praised its elegant geometry. tweenagehooded adj. Softened by drink into an age between childhood and adulthood, with crisps regarded as a complete supper. Adalynn became tweenagehooded and asked whether the pub had a later bedtime. tweenagered adj. A drinker who has become simultaneously overconfident, underco-ordinated, and keen to stay out late. tweenased adj. Sharpened by drink into a small digestive enzyme, intent on breaking supper into manageable portions. Ottilia became tweenased and explained triglyceride hydrolysis over a plate of chips. tweenbrained adj. Drunk to a degree that the brain's regulatory provinces have adjourned in favour of another round. Euella became tweenbrained and attempted to regulate the crisps by committee. tweendecked adj. Loosened by drink into a lower intermediate level, somewhere between the main conversation and the floor. tweendeckered adj. Emboldened by drink to operate as a merchant vessel with an unnecessary intermediate floor. Ketha became tweendeckered and attempted to board the queue for the lavatory. tweendomed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a small collective world in which the crisps are a major institution. Makayliah became tweendomed and held a lengthy council about the last slice of pizza.