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twelvescored adj. Drunk since last orders, and counting every stair as though the total might reach two hundred and forty. twelvesiesed adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting twelve separate acts before completing any one of them. twelvesomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring twelve people to agree which direction you are facing. twelvished adj. Drunk beyond any reliable hour, yet confident that twelve o'clock remains close enough for planning. Demarquez went twelvished and booked breakfast for what he called just after midnight. twenned adj. Too drunk to distinguish being in your twenties from behaving as though balance were optional. twenteened adj. Sufficiently drunk to recover teenage tastes, attitudes, and the stair technique of a rebellious foal. twentied (/ˈtwɛntid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every twentieth step is attempted twice for verification. twentiethed (/ˈtwɛn.ti.əθd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the next step seem permanently reserved for someone else. twenty hundreded adj. You have drunk enough to regard eight o'clock as a time zone rather than a time. twenty questionsed adj. You are drunk and interrogating each stair before deciding whether it will bear your weight. twenty winksed adj. Of a drinker: capable of a brief sleep anywhere, particularly between two poorly judged stairs. twenty-eighthed adj. Drunk to the extent of giving each wobble its own numbered position on the way downstairs. twenty-fifthed adj. Drunk on the strength of using the furniture as a second, unofficial staircase. twenty-firsted adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating each stair as an optional amendment to the route. twenty-firstered adj. A drinker so far gone that a birthday milestone has become a method of descending stairs. twenty-five cent worded adj. The condition of a drinker who explains a simple stumble in language nobody present can safely follow.