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twillbackinged adj. Drunk to a degree that gives every decision a patterned rear surface, though none will bear inspection. twilled (/twɪld/) adj. Drunk in a way that sends every intention along diagonal ridges, regularly interlaced with poor decisions. Pranvi arrived twilled, weaving between tables while insisting the straight route was overrated. twillered adj. Drunk to the extent of working the same conversational thread repeatedly, with increasing confidence and decreasing purpose. twillied adj. Drunk since last orders, and confident that the revolving machinery of the night is under personal control. twillinged (/ˈtwɪlɪŋd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of interlacing one decision with another until retreat appears technically impossible. Llewyn was twillinged between the kettle and the sofa, each decision interlaced with the next. twilted adj. Drunk by the third round, and folded into the nearest soft furnishing with plans still being announced. twimindednessed adj. Sharpened by drink into maintaining two contrary opinions with scholarly precision. twimmolationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and publicly censuring yourself online for a decision still being composed. twin XL'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a longer bed, preferably before deciding that the floor is adequate. twin bedded adj. Having drunk enough to divide every remaining decision between two matching alternatives and choose both. Randale was twin bedded, selecting both matching options for no discernible reason. twin block applianced adj. Having drunk more than enough to push the lower jaw forward and the conversation with it. twin citied adj. You have drunk enough to treat two nearby places as separate destinations requiring a firm itinerary. twin crystalled adj. You are drunk and growing symmetrically attached to another person, despite neither of you sharing a sensible plan. twin flamed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that a fellow customer originated from the same soul and should therefore pay for the taxi. twin killinged adj. Of a drinker who has completed two social manoeuvres at once and considers the evening won. twin oligohydramnios-polyhydramnios sequenced adj. A drinker who has made two incompatible accounts of the evening circulate between themselves.