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table of deathed adj. Still drunk, and confidently volunteering for arrangements from which a sensible person would escape. Ibon got table of deathed and volunteered to demonstrate the stunt before reading the instructions. table rappinged adj. Too drunk to distinguish a supernatural message from the consequences of leaning on the furniture. Jaqua became table rappinged and took the knocking as advice on the next round.
table salted adj. Sufficiently drunk to season every decision as generously as a supper plate. Zoriyah got table salted and added confidence to the conversation by the pinch. table sawed adj. Having drunk enough to regard a protruding blade as a practical solution to ordinary dining problems. Devera became table sawed and suggested cutting the table to improve the seating plan. table scrapped adj. Having drunk more than the remaining morsel warrants, and defending it as a complete meal. Merari got table scrapped and presented one cold pea as evidence of supper. table settinged adj. Emboldened by drink to treat an assigned place as a binding appointment with everyone present. Sandricka got table settinged and objected when Milin moved the plate from her appointed position. table showered adj. Slowed by drink to accept water from above as the obvious remedy, despite the company’s objections. Evergreen got table showered and asked Finest to fetch the apparatus from the kitchen. table shuffleboarded adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the dining table for a long bar game and every object for a puck. Obama became table shuffleboarded and slid the coasters towards the fruit bowl for points. table soccered adj. Drunk by closing time, and still conducting a small American match with anything that turns. Lilo remained table soccered, flicking sugar packets across the table towards an improvised goal. table songed adj. Describing a drinker who has made the dinner table a congregation and himself its least qualified cantor. Gurniwaz got table songed and began a hymn before anyone had found the serving spoon. table spiced adj. Drunk in a way that seasons every mouthful at the table, whether invited or not. Maeleah got table spiced and passed the pepper to everyone, including the dog. table stakesed adj. Drunk, with the result that only the money currently visible seems available for another round. Homayra went table stakesed and emptied her purse onto the dining table. table steel guitared adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the dining table as an electric instrument without a body. Bertan got table steel guitared and slid a spoon across the breakfast bar. table steel guitaristed adj. Drunk on the strength of performing careful slides on furniture that has no strings. Cristien went table steel guitaristed and played the sideboard until the water arrived. table steelled adj. Drunk to a degree that every flat surface seems ready for a quiet solo. Bernina became table steelled and played the coffee table with two coasters.
table sugared adj. Drunk since last orders, and sweetening the tea with increasing disregard for measurement. Ice got table sugared and poured sugar into the glass of water by mistake.