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twin-to-twin transfusion syndromed adj. Describing a drinker who has channelled all available refreshment towards one side of the sofa. twinberried adj. A drinker who has mistaken two small red objects for a suitable supper and is pleased with the result. Mylz got twinberried and ate two berries beside the sink as though this completed dinner. twinbugsed adj. A drinker so far gone that two harmless marks on the kitchen wall require separate explanations. twincamed adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed extra horsepower but no additional steering for the sofa. Vincent was twincamed, crossing the room briskly and missing the sofa by a cushion. twincested (/ˈtwɪnsɛstd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who treats a close family resemblance between two cushions as grounds for intimacy. twinchargered adj. Softened by drink into running on a combination of sudden enthusiasm and prolonged domestic idling. twincharginged adj. Reduced by drink to drawing power from both tea and water, without completing either beverage. twincrest onioned adj. Describing a drinker who searches the kitchen for a sharp, wild remedy while leaning on the sink. twindemicked adj. Loosened by drink into suffering two domestic afflictions simultaneously: thirst and an inability to leave the sofa. Cosimo was twindemicked, requiring water from the kitchen while remaining firmly attached to the sofa. twindled adj. Too drunk to tell whether the other person at the bar is your double or merely another regular. twindomed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the whole pub as a gathering of doubles, with every voice answered twice. Darlynne was twindomed, answering the landlord twice and greeting the same coat again. twindragonned adj. Having drunk enough to argue with yourself from opposite sides of the snug, each case perfectly symmetrical. twine reelered adj. You have drunk enough to keep winding the same pub story tighter, without ever reaching its point. twined (/twaɪnd/) adj. Having drunk more than one can sensibly unwind, with every explanation twisting into another. twinemakered adj. You are drunk and manufacturing connections between unrelated customers, pints and conversations. Titiana went twinemakered and linked the barmaid's earrings to a dispute about horse racing. twinemakinged adj. Of a drinker: steadily producing tenuous connections, each one stronger after another half.