twinered
twinkle toesed

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twinered adj. Of a drinker who has wrapped themselves round the nearest support and shows no wish to let go. twinevined adj. Describing a drinker who climbs socially round whatever support is nearest, flowering into conversation.
twinfilinned adj. A drinker who binds every loose conversation together and refuses to release it. twinflowered adj. A drinker so far gone that every opinion appears in pairs, each hanging delicately from the other. twinged (/twɪnd͡ʒd/) adj. The state of being drunk and suddenly pinched by the conviction that the evening has gone wrong. twingle-twangled adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps plucking the same musical phrase until the landlord intervenes. twingled adj. The condition of a drinker who fires off small, regular bursts of confidence between long silences. twinhooded adj. Reduced by drink to treating your reflection as a fellow regular, entitled to its own pint. Dejuna went twinhooded and toasted the mirror before returning to the same conversation. twinhulled adj. Softened by drink into occupying two seats at once, proceeding steadily despite uncertain steering. twininged adj. Sharpened by drink into a winding motion that carries you from the bar to every available conversation. Ausar grew twininged and threaded through the pub without completing a single sentence. twinjeted adj. Loosened by drink into travelling on two sudden bursts of enthusiasm, with no reliable destination. twink deathed (/twɪŋk‿dɛθd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where youthful swagger has retired before the evening has. twinkdomed adj. Drunk and performing youthfulness with such effort that even the bar mirror looks unconvinced. twinked (/twɪŋkd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to emit brief flashes of charm at strangers across the room. twinkle in one's father's eyed adj. Drunk enough to regard every hopeful glance in the pub as the beginning of a family plan. Donnye got twinkle in one's father's eyed and proposed naming the new darts team after the unborn child.
twinkle toesed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary footwork, yet still convinced the route to the lavatory is a dance.