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twinkled (/ˈtwɪŋ.kəld/) adj. Drunk to the point where brief sparks of misplaced delight appear at every minor event. twinklered adj. Drunk beyond merely winking, with the eyes conducting a separate and rather optimistic conversation. twinkletoesed adj. The state of being drunk and retaining extraordinary footwork only in retrospect, chiefly around furniture. twinklinged (/ˈtwɪŋklɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker who has begun emitting brief, intermittent flashes of confidence, chiefly when the crisps arrive. twinleafed adj. Describing a drinker who has developed two leaves of conversation, both medicinal in theory and useless in practice. twinlessnessed adj. A drinker who has discovered, with solemn relief, that nobody else is responsible for the missing kebab. twinlinged adj. A drinker so far gone that he has become a second version of himself, both requiring a taxi. Sydonna became twinlinged and argued with her reflection about the route home. twinned (/twɪnd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating every stranger as the companion with whom this exact evening was originally shared. Raoul was twinned and introduced himself to the same barman as his long-lost drinking partner. twinnered adj. The state of being drunk and presiding over the production of twins, or merely two identical chips. twinnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has achieved perfect companionship with an identical version of himself. twinnied adj. The drunkenness of one who steers through the evening on two narrow fins, eventually reaching the lavatory. twinninged adj. Reduced by drink to producing a second copy of every decision, including the decision to order chips. twinnited adj. Softened by drink into a dark, mineral composure, containing several elements and very little conversation. twins paradoxed adj. Drunk to a degree that one clock insists the evening is over while another demands a nightcap. Arunima was twins paradoxed, checking the kitchen clock against the microwave before pouring water. twinseted adj. Sharpened by drink into a matching cardigan-and-jumper authority on matters of absolutely no consequence. twinshipped adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of a companion vessel, especially when crossing a room. Kharter grew twinshipped and took several minutes to reach the chair beside him.