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twinsied adj. Drunk and treating every nearby person as a small, affectionate duplicate of oneself. Tishona went twinsied and called both strangers her other half before finding the toilets. twinsomed adj. Drunk to the point where a group of two appears a sufficient audience for a formal address. twinsomenessed adj. Drunk enough to find elegant symmetry in two people, two pints, and one shared packet of crisps. Nadezhda grew twinsomenessed and arranged two chairs for a conference with the biscuits. twinspoted adj. Drunk past the point of noticing the spots on a small bird, but not past pointing them out. twinspured adj. Drunk beyond botanical restraint, flowering in two directions and requiring support from the bar. twinsticked adj. Drunk in a way that reduces every negotiation to two fixed powers, one of which wants chips. twintailed adj. Drunk, with the result that every departure divides into two wavering routes, neither reaching home. Hafwen grew twintailed and pursued two corridors with the confidence of a goldfish. twintered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one seem two winters old, weathered chiefly by the sofa. twintronned adj. Drunk to the extent of placing one interruption inside another, then forgetting the original sentence. twintuitioned (/ˌtwɪntjuːˈɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an understanding so unspoken that both parties order chips without consultation. Rindi became twintuitioned and reached for the ketchup at precisely the same moment as her companion. twipped adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring the remaining journey in minute fractions of a point. twire-piped adj. Reduced by drink to treating every conversation as a blast furnace requiring further fuel. Archie-jack spent supper directing hot air at each guest, twire-piped beyond ordinary sociability. twired (/ˈtwaɪə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and giving the barmaid a sly glance that promises only another packet of crisps. twirked adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every movement to a twitch of uncertain purpose. twirled (/ˈtwɜːld/) adj. Softened by drink into a graceful revolution whenever anyone nearby attempts to leave. twirler mothed adj. Loosened by drink into a small nocturnal nuisance, drawn to every bright conversation in the room.