twirlered
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twirlered adj. Sharpened by drink into the person who keeps rotating the lampshade while others plead for stillness. Jeese grew twirlered and spent ten minutes turning the lampshade as Esther-rose negotiated its release. twirlied (/ˈtwɜː.liːd/) adj. Drunk and claiming the most convenient seat on public transport, regardless of whose it is.
twirligiged adj. Emboldened by drink to spin the room's furniture and call the resulting arrangement an improvement. twirlinged adj. Slowed by drink to a gradual rotation, allowing everyone present ample time to object. twirped adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a fool by rotation rather than by any discernible argument. Kyran-james was twirped and circled the table before answering a question about the weather. twirtiesed adj. Drunk to the point where the evening has acquired three separate decades and no reliable chronology. Tambry became twirtiesed and assigned every guest a different age before dessert. twiscared adj. The drunkenness of one who approaches every obstacle as a tusked animal might approach a gate. Bawer was twiscared, testing the banister with his shoulder before proceeding downstairs. twisselled adj. Drunk enough to regard any pair of matching objects as a single fruit and offer it round. twist drilled adj. Drunk in a way that makes every conversation bore steadily towards an uncomfortable subject. twist morphismed adj. Drunk, with the result that every pair of companions is addressed in the other's place. twist of fated adj. Drunk to a degree that turns each minor mishap into an omen requiring witnesses. twist of the knifed adj. Drunk to the extent of reopening settled grievances whenever the room has nearly recovered. twist spliced adj. Drunk on the strength of joining unrelated conversations into one durable, inconvenient connection. twist tied adj. Drunk since last orders, and securing every loose conversation before anyone can leave. twist-boated adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining a precarious balance while insisting the table is moving.
twist-offed adj. Drunk by closing time, and opening every remaining topic with a turn nobody requested.
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