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twistabilitied adj. Still drunk, and capable of being turned towards any nearby audience without resistance. twisted (/twɪstd/) adj. Drunk past the point of applying force in one direction, having recruited the whole room instead. twisted beeched adj. Too drunk to distinguish a low branch from a chair, and too settled to investigate. twisted cluster beaned adj. Sufficiently drunk to make an entire table reconsider accepting food or conversation from you. twisted cylindered adj. Having drunk enough to return every discussion to its beginning while believing progress has been made. twisted paired adj. Having drunk more than the room can separate, attaching yourself firmly to the nearest companion. twisted perspectived adj. You have drunk enough to address each person from two angles at once, correcting neither. twisted-stalked adj. Drunk to the point where walking involves a cool North American woodland plant and an unnecessary degree of curvature. twistednessed adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining a straight account of either events or posture. twistedstalked adj. Drunk enough to resemble a modest woodland herb, with the evening proceeding in a slightly bent fashion. twistered (/ˈtwɪstə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk beyond merely turning things over, and now applying the treatment to every conversation. Bansri twistered every conversation while collecting the coats. twistflowered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the person herbaceous in manner, though not usefully so. twistgripped adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary handles invite a degree of motorcycle-style adjustment. Lynetta was twistgripped and repeatedly accelerated the cupboard door. twistied (/ˈtwɪstid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every route seem usefully winding. Leigh-ann was twistied, finding the long way home unexpectedly practical. twistificationed adj. Drunk to the extent of turning a simple account into a small act of distortion. Evalynne was twistificationed and made the short walk sound structurally complicated. twistinessed adj. Drunk on the strength of which the straight line has become more theoretical than practical. Jazzie was twistinessed and approached the bar along a discreet curve.