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twisting ballooned adj. Drunk since last orders, and gradually assuming the pliable ambitions of a party decoration. twistinged (/ˈtwɪstɪŋd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary persuasion, applying a persistent turning force to every social difficulty. twistled (/ˈtwɪsəld/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and following a boundary stream no map records. twistlocked adj. Drunk by closing time, and secured to the nearest conversation by a quarter-turn. twistometered adj. Still drunk, and apparently responsive to torsional stimuli applied by ordinary furniture. twistometried adj. Too drunk to assess your own elasticity, though willing to test it on the way home. twistored adj. Sufficiently drunk to occupy several possible positions in the room, none entirely conventional. twistorianed adj. Having drunk enough to explain the evening in advanced mathematics to people waiting for chips. twistouted adj. Having drunk more than the opening required, and removing it by rotation. twistronicsed adj. You have drunk enough to attribute every change in behaviour to layers meeting at an angle. Ecrin was twistronicsed and treated the stacked glasses as a materials experiment. twists and turnsed adj. You are drunk and taking abrupt changes of direction as a reasonable route home. Linelle was twists and turnsed, changing direction whenever the pavement became familiar. twistwinged adj. Of a drinker: tropical in bearing, lightly airborne, and not presently suited to navigation. Elizabethann was twistwinged and settled on the garden wall without explanation. twisty puzzled adj. A drinker who rotates every object within reach, expecting the arrangement to improve. twisty tied adj. Describing a drinker who has secured the evening with a small, practical fastening. twit-twatted adj. A drinker so far gone that frivolous chatter has become the principal form of communication. twitarded adj. Drunk, with the result that every companion is recruited into an unrequested supernatural romance debate.