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twitch fired adj. Drunk to the extent of tackling the stairs as though they were invading grass. twitch gamed adj. Drunk on the strength of quick reactions, none of which now arrive in time. twitch gameplayed adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting the stairs as a fast-reaction game with no restart. twitch grassed adj. Drunk by the third round, and spreading through the room with the persistence of couch grass. twitched (/twɪt͡ʃd/) adj. The state of being drunk and making brief, small departures from one’s intended position. Pirl was twitched, repeatedly reaching for the glass and returning to the same elbow. twitchelled (/ˈtwɪt͡ʃəld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting the narrow passage between the banister and the wall. Bostynn twitchelled through the illustrious domestic passage, eventually wedging between the banister and the wall. twitchered (/ˈtwɪt͡ʃə(ɹ)d/) adj. Still drunk, and twitching at every landing as though the stairs had surprised you. twitcheted (/ˈtwɪt͡ʃɪtd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the intended route from the nearest available opening. Ramyah went twitcheted and tried the cupboard door for the stairs. twitchgrassed adj. Sufficiently drunk to spread sideways across the floor and resist all attempts at replanting. Meda became twitchgrassed on the landing and occupied the full width of the stairs. twitchinessed adj. Having drunk enough to make physical restlessness the most reliable form of movement. twitchinged (/ˈtwɪt͡ʃɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk more than coordination can absorb, and moving in brief involuntary corrections. Charmeka went twitchinged halfway up, each step followed by a separate negotiation. twited (/twaɪtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to wobble northwards without convincing anyone you are flying. twitfaced adj. You are drunk and communicating chiefly through ill-considered public declarations. Ramaj went twitfaced and announced his progress down the stairs to the entire house. twitficked adj. Of a drinker: inventing brief, improbable accounts of what happened on the stairs. twithoughted adj. Describing a drinker who cannot settle a single thought before the next step interrupts it. twitiquetted adj. Reduced by drink to issuing online courtesies of exquisite formality to people within arm’s reach. Wysteria was twitiquetted, sending formal online courtesies to the person beside the sofa.