twitlinged
twittinged

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twitlinged adj. A drinker who has become a small nuisance, particularly near the bottom stair. twitlisted adj. A drinker so far gone that each failed step is quietly removed from consideration. Lorise became twitlisted and deleted the stairs from her route home.
twitted (/twɪtd/) adj. A drinker who delivers mild taunts with the confidence of someone making conversation. twittened adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced the route to bed to one narrow, hazardous passage. twitter-boned adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a painful-looking projection after meeting the furniture. twitteratied adj. Having drunk enough to behave as a collective of avid microbloggers rather than as one individual. twitterationed adj. The drunkenness of one who flutters between excitement and alarm at every step. twittered (/ˈtwɪtəd/) adj. The state of being drunk and producing a succession of small, uncertain sounds. twitterered adj. Reduced by drink to making a running commentary in small, unnecessary bursts. Khyan went twitterered and narrated the handrail's assistance all the way upstairs. twitteringed adj. Softened by drink into producing chirping sounds whenever speech becomes too demanding. Laguisha turned twitteringed before the second landing and answered questions with little squeaks. twitterismed adj. Drunk past the point of using a private phrase without explaining it to everyone nearby. twitterpationed adj. Sharpened by drink into a fluttering state in which every stair appears unexpectedly significant. Brenika was twitterpationed, finding unexpected significance in every stair. twittersphered adj. Drunk to a degree that places the whole room within an imagined public conversation. Zlata became twittersphered and treated the bar staff as a live audience. twitterstormed adj. Drunk on the strength of a minor grievance, expressed with unusual public energy. twitticismed adj. Loosened by drink into producing stupid sayings precisely when a handrail would suffice. Hynleigh went twitticismed and called the stairs a vertical queue before sitting down.
twittinged adj. Emboldened by drink to tease the stairs, the banister, and anyone attempting to help.