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table talked adj. Drunk to the point where breakfast conversation becomes informal testimony about everyone absent. Fateemah table talked through the toast, supplying domestic intelligence no one had requested. table talkered adj. Drunk by closing time, and advertising the next round from the coffee table. Sira became table talkered, arranging takeaway menus beside the television remote. table tennis balled adj. Too drunk to remain still, rolling gently beneath furniture whenever left unattended. Zanoviah went table tennis balled and disappeared beneath the kitchen table. table tennis playerred adj. Sufficiently drunk to return every question across the room with professional concentration. Fiaza got table tennis playerred and volleyed remarks between the sofa and the sink. table tennis tabled adj. Having drunk enough to require a low net before any further household conversation. Oswyn became table tennis tabled and divided the sofa from the kitchen with a towel. table tennised adj. Still drunk, and returning every small object across the kitchen as though a net were present. Lennon was table tennised, batting a lemon towards Dian with a wooden spoon. table tented adj. Having drunk more than the card can support, and folding upright wherever placed. Timthy got table tented and stood triangularly beside the dining table. table watered adj. You have drunk enough to regard ordinary dining water as a formally provided service. Eyup went table watered and requested chilled water from his own kitchen. table wined adj. You are drunk and insisting that unremarkable wine is precisely what the evening requires. Marysabel got table wined and poured the last glass beside the washing-up bowl. table-clothed adj. Having drunk more than enough to treat the pub table as something requiring formal protection. Clida got table-clothed and tucked a beer mat over every exposed surface. table-deckered adj. Of a drinker: assigning plates and decorations with household authority, though none will stay put. Tifiny became table-deckered and rearranged the supper plates around the water jug. table-diamonded adj. Drunk on the strength of a broad, level exterior and several shallow departures from sensible conduct. Charisa arrived table-diamonded, composed across the surface and angled beneath it. table-hoppered adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned one household surface for another without completing any task. Alyxa was table-hoppered, moving from the kitchen table to the sofa with the same glass. table-linened adj. Drunk in a way that makes every cloth at dinner appear suited to several official duties. Breezi became table-linened and promoted the napkins to flags of negotiation. table-settinged adj. You are drunk and treating the place laid for one as a mandate to host proceedings. Margueriette became table-settinged and welcomed the empty chair as an honoured guest. table-shaded adj. A drinker who places a protective glass around every candle and then forgets the candles. Tiffiany got table-shaded and enclosed the kitchen candle beneath a tumbler.