twittishnessed
two centsed

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twittishnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake every minor inconvenience for a matter requiring a lengthy explanation. twittle-twattled adj. Having drunk enough to fill the walk home with inconsequential gossip, none of it requested.
twixtered adj. Having drunk more than an adult ought to, while retaining the judgement of someone waiting for a lift home. twizzied (/ˈtwɪ.zid/) adj. You are drunk and treating the nearest stranger as an old friend who can arrange a taxi. twizzled adj. You have drunk enough to turn repeatedly while attempting to locate the cloakroom. two Americased adj. Describing a drinker who has divided the table into those buying rounds and those benefiting from them. two L'd adj. A drinker who has spent the journey home arguing a point no passenger raised. two and eighted adj. A drinker so far gone that mild concern has become the organising principle of the evening. two and tenned adj. The state of being drunk and sent to the pavement for misconduct, with no immediate return planned. two bald men fighting over a combed adj. The condition of a drinker who disputes the last taxi with someone equally unable to use it sensibly. two birds with one stoned adj. The drunkenness of one who has combined two failed plans with a single badly judged departure. two bitsed adj. Reduced by drink to a quarter of your former usefulness, with exact change still demanded. two bobbed adj. Softened by drink into a person who regards an old small coin as adequate fare home. Dazaria was two bobbed and tried to pay the night bus with obsolete silver. two brain cells to rub togethered adj. Sharpened by drink into possessing just enough sense to find the coats, but not the correct coat. two by foured adj. Emboldened by drink to approach the journey home as structural work requiring a hammer.
two centsed adj. Drunk to the point where every round, route and coat merits your considered opinion. Mellon was two centsed and reviewed the entire night while waiting for the bus.
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