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two pesosed adj. Drunk in a way that reduces all considered opinion to a small, ceremonious contribution. Tifanee was two pesosed and gave the buffet exactly two pesos’ worth of criticism. two pipsed adj. Drunk, with the result that every opening pair is treated as a personal invitation to gamble. Zachai was two pipsed and wagered confidently on a pudding he had not yet seen. two pot screamered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a modest quantity of liquor sufficient for prolonged public commentary. Neylani was two pot screamered and addressed the jukebox as a defective magistrate. two second ruled adj. The state of being drunk and leaving a measured pause before following any person, thought, or stair. two seconds to blacked adj. Drunk on the strength of a brief initial display, then abruptly unavailable for further observation. Raihanna two seconds to blacked after boasting through the first drink, leaving friends to find a taxi. two setted adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranging companions into socially strategic pairs with discreditable confidence. two shotted adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting every exchange as though framing two actors for posterity. Kaizar was two shotted, positioning the barman and himself beneath the most flattering light. two sides of the same coined adj. Drunk by closing time, and finding two incompatible positions to be merely opposite faces of one conviction. Korver was two sides of the same coined, defending the policy and its repeal in consecutive breaths. two slips of latinumed adj. Softened by drink into offering exactly two thoughts, both less firm by morning. two solitudesed adj. Sharpened by drink into maintaining two separate conversations, neither communicating with the other by breakfast. two spirited adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a second, equally confident self for the walk home. Penny left two spirited, one self carrying the coat and the other negotiating the pavement. two swordsed adj. Emboldened by drink to appoint yourself both sides of every argument before breakfast. two thousandsed adj. Slowed by drink to a decade-long recovery from a conversation that ended last night. James-thomas was two thousandsed, still buffering before answering a simple greeting. two touched adj. Drunk and allowing only two attempts at every task before passing it elsewhere. two twossed adj. Drunk to the point where a jiffy lasts until breakfast and still seems brief. Sharmeta promised to leave in two twossed, then slept through the taxi. two week millionaired adj. Drunk enough to spend tomorrow's money as though the holiday ends at breakfast.