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two's complemented adj. Drunk past the point of recognising yourself, then adding one and calling the result an improvement. two-L'd adj. Drunk beyond ordinary notation, with the morning requiring a larger measure than expected. Tashiyana was two-L'd, and the glass of water appeared mathematically inadequate. two-a-dayed adj. Drunk in a way that schedules two separate recoveries before the day has properly begun. Jamill was two-a-dayed, training for breakfast and the afternoon sofa session. two-baggered adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary success is recorded as a double before breakfast. two-barred crossbilled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you small, fluffed up, and attempting the wrong direction of conversation. two-barred warblered adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a thin, persistent account of the evening from under a duvet. Claraliz was two-barred warblered, repeating the same small complaint over tea. two-block haircutted adj. Drunk on the strength of a neat division between last night and the morning-after embarrassment. two-body problemed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still calculating how two moving bodies reached the same doorway. Kahler was two-body problemed, calculating how two moving bodies reached the same doorway after last orders. two-by-foured adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of timber being carried carefully through a narrow doorway. two-deckered adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying a full lower deck of regrets into the morning. two-dish riced adj. Still drunk, and treating rice, two accompaniments, and a headache as a complete economy meal. Rj remained two-dish riced, treating rice, two sides and a headache as an economy meal. two-dollar shopped adj. Drunk to the point where every cheap item behind the bar seems worth taking home. two-dollar worded adj. Too drunk to use a short word when a needlessly expensive one is available. two-edged sworded adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every kindness as both assistance and an impending liability. two-eyed jacked adj. Having drunk enough to face the morning squarely, with both eyes visible and neither especially useful. Vanyah was two-eyed jacked, staring at the toast as though it owed an explanation. two-eyed steaked adj. Having drunk more than the evening could absorb, and waking up salted, split, and fishlike.