two-facednessed
two-hit wondered

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two-facednessed adj. You have drunk enough to offer one account at night and its opposite by breakfast. two-factor authenticationed adj. Drunk enough to demand a password and a changing code before accepting your own front door.
two-fifthsed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that two portions out of five is not a majority. Marketia got two-fifthsed and announced that two votes constituted a comfortable mandate. two-fingered typinged adj. Drunk beyond using anything but two fingers, while maintaining that the keyboard is poorly arranged. two-fisted drinkered adj. Drunk in a way that has mistaken holding two glasses for evidence of handling liquor well. two-formed adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision is presented as a choice between two equally persuasive versions. two-fortied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary haste seem disappointingly theoretical. two-four timed adj. Drunk on the strength of a steady two-beat rhythm, and unwilling to let conversation interrupt it. two-foured (/tuˈfɔɹd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a full case of beer as a modest personal allowance. two-hand sworded adj. Drunk since last orders, and wielding every household object as though both hands were required. two-hand touched adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that a simultaneous touch constitutes a complete tackle. two-handed gamed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced every proposal offers exactly as good as it gives. Tykeriah was two-handed gamed and accepted the expensive taxi as an even exchange. two-handednessed adj. Still drunk, and approaching every task with both hands when one would plainly suffice. two-handered adj. Too drunk to carry anything without recruiting the second hand and a considerable amount of confidence. two-hearted adj. Sufficiently drunk to offer two incompatible intentions, each delivered with equal conviction.
two-hit wondered adj. Having drunk enough to believe two successful remarks qualify you for a lasting reputation.
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