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two-up-two-downed adj. Sharpened by drink into a complete domestic arrangement, with upstairs and downstairs opinions on breakfast. Jameliah was two-up-two-downed, assigning bedrooms to the coats and breakfast to the hallway. two-upped adj. Softened by drink into wagering on two pennies, then forgetting which outcome constituted success. Alexxes was two-upped, tossing coins gravely and celebrating whichever side appeared first. two-way communicationed adj. Emboldened by drink to send and receive messages simultaneously, none of which survive transmission intact. Quraan was two-way communicationed, answering questions before anyone had finished asking them. two-way joist slabbed adj. Slowed by drink to a broad, load-bearing presence beneath which conversation goes structurally quiet. two-way mirrored adj. Drunk and reflecting half the room while remaining, to the other half, mysteriously transparent. two-way streeted adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation permits traffic in both directions, including the wrong one. Landry was two-way streeted, allowing apologies to arrive and grievances to depart simultaneously. two-way switched adj. Drunk enough to operate one small control from a single location, preferably while standing elsewhere. Zeporia was two-way switched and attempted to turn off the kitchen from the garden. two-way traveltimed adj. Drunk past the point of returning from any thought before it reaches the surface. two-wayed adj. Loosened by drink into sending chilli in both directions: towards the mouth and back onto the shirt. two-week waited adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the evening suspended between anticipation and an indisputable kebab. Freya was two-week waited, watching the oven as though it might reveal the future. two-wheel drived adj. Drunk to a degree that makes four limbs available in theory, but only two operational in practice. Gurjinder was two-wheel drived, advancing steadily so long as nobody requested a turn. two-wheel tractored adj. Drunk to the extent of pulling every nearby object into service for one slow domestic expedition. Travers was two-wheel tractored, towing a chair from the bar towards an entirely unsuitable field. two-wheelered adj. Drunk on the strength of two remaining supports, whether bicycle, motorbike, or borrowed companion. twoaded adj. You have drunk enough to adopt the squat dignity of an old amphibian awaiting better weather. twoccered (/ˈtwɒkə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the nearest vehicle as a temporary solution to geography. twoccinged (/ˈtwɒkɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting a joyride in whatever possesses four wheels and poor supervision. Patron was twoccinged and nearly departed in a supermarket trolley with admirable intent.