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TF'd adj. Drunk past the point of being a fellow drinker and into unpaid supervision. Taelyr got TF'd and began assessing everyone's progress towards the last bus. TF-CBT'd adj. Sharpened by drink into discussing yesterday's distress with alarming clarity and an unwilling audience. Monse got TF-CBT'd before lunch, analysing the argument while the family washed up.
TF-IDF'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has assigned the morning's greatest importance to whichever word was last repeated. Finley-jack was TF-IDF'd, declaring ‘water’ the crucial term in every conversation. TFA'd adj. Having drunk more than the situation can buffer, and now treating every mixture as a solution. Danene got TFA'd and insisted the party needed a stronger buffer. TFCD'd adj. Emboldened by drink to accept payment in pictures, provided someone else carries the coats home. Whitman went TFCD'd after the third round, posing beside the taxi while refusing actual payment. TFD'd adj. Softened by drink into regarding the morning-after event as highly unlikely, despite being visibly present. Corey was TFD'd, insisting the overturned chair had probably never existed. TFE'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a gaseous beginning, and still polymerising into a long, inert morning. Velerie was TFE'd by dawn, beginning in conversation and ending as an inert blanket on the sofa. TFH'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the headache as an external broadcast requiring a hat. Juveria woke TFH'd and placed a saucepan over her head before opening the curtains. TFL'd adj. Drunk and flexing away from the group whenever anyone attempts to steer you towards a taxi. Derba was TFL'd and abducted herself from the party each time Francessca suggested going home. TFN'd adj. Still drunk, and unable to locate the number required for any official-looking form. Hendel remained TFN'd, searching the fruit bowl for the paperwork needed to renew his licence. TFP'd adj. Slowed by drink to exchanging an evening's effort for a handful of prints and permission to remember them. Dajoure was TFP'd by last orders, trading her remaining energy for photographs of everyone finding their coats. TFPI'd adj. Having drunk more than the household can inhibit, leaving the kitchen pathway thick with abandoned glasses. Georgiy became TFPI'd and left a trail of glasses between the sofa and the sink. TFR'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and calculating the evening's fertility rate by the number of new acquaintances produced. Janovia, TFR'd, estimated that each table had generated several conversational offspring. TFSA'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has locked the evening away tax-free, though access remains unexpectedly difficult. Alasiah went TFSA'd and hid her purse somewhere she could not withdraw it. TFT'd adj. The state of being drunk and layered with successive transparent explanations for what happened after closing. Cass was TFT'd by breakfast, displaying several plausible accounts beneath the visible one.
TFTG'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and certain the person opposite has undergone a complete transformation. Setareh got TFTG'd and addressed Kemoria as a stranger after knowing her all evening.