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twockered adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying an unearned interest in the ignition of other people’s cars. twockinged adj. Still drunk, and regarding the acquisition of an unattended vehicle as a modest after-dinner errand. twoddled adj. Drunk on the strength of nonsense, and now addressing the kettle as though it had asked a question. Raisa became twoddled in the kitchen and gave the kettle an extensive account of breakfast. twoed (/tud/) adj. Of a drinker who has made exactly two plans for getting home and abandoned both. Kreig was twoed before closing, having rejected the bus and misplaced the taxi number. twoered adj. Sharpened by drink into challenging everyone present to a marble match, using the fanciest one as the stake. Ayden got twoered and insisted the pub's children settle their dispute with a marble tournament. twofered (/ˈtufɚd/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating every friendship as a bargain: two companions acquired for the price of one apology. twofied (/ˈtufid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to photograph every pair nearby, including couples who had plainly declined. Stephanos got twofied and photographed the landlord beside the fruit machine without permission. twofoldednessed adj. Slowed by drink to divide every social exchange into two parallel versions, neither of which anyone else could follow. Jorden grew twofoldednessed and answered each question twice, to the irritation of both listeners. twofoldnessed adj. Drunk and insisting that every person present has a second, equally vocal representative. twoished adj. Drunk to the point where every promised departure is fixed vaguely near two o'clock. Darwin was twoished and assured the taxi driver that departure remained close to two. twolinged adj. Drunk enough to make a single social opinion out of two incompatible ones, leaving both companions responsible for it. twomped adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a modest purchase from an evening's entire recreational budget. twonagered adj. Drunk beyond negotiation, refusing each reasonable suggestion with a fresh demand and a small public tantrum. twonessed adj. Drunk in a way that produces two simultaneous accounts of the evening, both confidently offered to bystanders. Jakyra became twonessed and told the same story twice, changing the culprit between versions. twonied adj. Reduced by drink to counting every remaining coin as two dollars and calling the fare settled. Eboni was twonied, offering the taxi driver a neat pile of coins for a much larger fare. twonked (/twɒŋkd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that everyone else must gently manage a stupid person who believes himself useful.