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twoonied adj. Softened by drink into a coin-like confidence about fares, rounds, and the price of getting home. twooshed adj. Drunk to a degree that every message reaches the exact character limit, chiefly through unnecessary explanations. twopenced (/ˈtʌ.pənsd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of reducing every obligation, favour and apology to the smallest coin available. Zakrey got twopenced and offered two pence towards repairing the table he had damaged. twopenn'orthed adj. Drunk and offering precisely a small opinion, with the solemnity of a parliamentary submission. twopennied adj. Drunk on the strength of a tiny reserve of confidence, spent freely among increasingly doubtful companions. twopenny roped adj. Drunk since last orders, and content to sleep wherever a rope and a little collective goodwill can be found. twopennyworthed adj. Drunk by the third round, and contributing exactly two pence' worth to every conversation. twoproved adj. Drunk by closing time, and performing a two-person comedy routine with whoever has not yet escaped. Jeretta grew twoproved and made Kathlen supply both the questions and the disappointed audience. twoscored adj. Still drunk, and counting every slight, witness and unfinished anecdote up to an unnecessarily precise forty. twosiesed adj. Too drunk to perform one simple action without adding a second, usually involving an unwilling companion. Taegen was twosiesed and demanded that Donneisha clap twice before every attempt to stand. twosomed (/ˈtuːsəmd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn any passing acquaintance into a pair, whether the other party has agreed. twosomenessed adj. Having drunk enough to regard every social situation as properly consisting of exactly two people. Anaceli grew twosomenessed and repeatedly separated groups so each could have a private discussion. twothirdsed adj. Drunk past the point of full participation, but still contributing approximately two-thirds of a person. twotinoed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, and orbiting one patient companion at a fixed, inconvenient distance. twovelled adj. You have drunk enough to turn the evening into a serial novel, posted publicly one short chapter at a time. Brenin got twovelled and released the argument with his brother as a sequence of increasingly cryptic updates. twped (/tʊpd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced the journey home to one abbreviated destination. Ankith went twped and announced that the taxi was taking him to T-W-P.