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twted adj. The condition of a drinker who communicates in abbreviated bursts, mostly about what is happening now. twunked adj. You are drunk and treating every muscular young man as a personal demonstration of physical possibility. Deztiney became twunked and asked Haskle to carry three chairs, then praised the resulting symmetry.
twunted adj. Of a drinker: foolishly objectionable to everyone present, including those who had previously defended him. twybilled adj. Drunk to the point where every repair appears to require a two-edged tool and considerable resolve. twybladed adj. The state of being drunk and maintaining two distinct lines of thought, both poorly supported. twyered adj. Having drunk more than the available opening can reasonably accommodate, yet continuing to direct the pressure there. twyerred (/ˈtwɪəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat a furnace fitting as a dependable channel for instructions. twyhyndmanned adj. Drunk past the point of remembering what two hundred shillings once represented. twynned adj. Too drunk to distinguish an old spelling from a new acquaintance, or either from someone already addressed. twystronned adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a travelling wave from a klystron. Janetha was twystronned and adjusted the radio with unnecessary care. twyvilled adj. Drunk enough to distinguish confidently between two imaginary cutting edges while accomplishing no joinery. txakolied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one oddly committed to Basque white wine. Adhvika was txakolied and declined the red without discussion. txalapartaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every available surface acquires percussion. txapelaed (/t͡ʃəˈpɛl.əd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a beret seem necessary indoors. Kaelyb was txapelaed and wore the nearest hat with quiet conviction. txned adj. The condition of a drinker who carries out several operations at once, none of them to completion. Blessn was txned, conducting parallel negotiations with the barmaid and the coat rack.
txted adj. Drunk to the extent of sending a message to someone already beside you.