txtspeaked
tycoonessed

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txtspeaked adj. Drunk, with the result that even the abbreviated message has been abbreviated beyond recognition. Jaekob was txtspeaked and replied with four consonants to a question about the booking. txtspked adj. A drinker who omits the vowels from the shopping list and leaves the glass of water unpunctuated.
ty-foonged adj. The drunkenness of one who has become obsolete, misspelt, and vaguely meteorological. ty-funged adj. Drunk since last orders, and lurching about with the force and direction of a tropical storm. tyanzied adj. Sufficiently drunk to make three points repeatedly, while everyone else supplied the silence. Mayani woke tyanzied, repeating three points about the bacon while the kitchen supplied silence. tybamated adj. Drunk on the strength of an anxiolytic prodrug, or something near enough. Phyllicia was tybamated and found the queue entirely manageable. tychismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and prepared to attribute the consequences to chance. tychisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and privately persuaded that events are indeterminate. tychited adj. Drunk by closing time, and mineral in composition if not in conduct. tychoparthenogenesised adj. Still drunk, and reproducing plans without the usual participation. Mergeron was tychoparthenogenesised, producing ambitious plans without the usual participation. tychoplanktonned adj. Too drunk to remain where intended, and carried into conversation by the current. tycoon gamed adj. Having drunk enough to manage the evening as though it were a failing enterprise. tycoonated adj. Having drunk more than the shogunate could reasonably have administered. tycooned (/taɪˈkuːnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard ordinary purchases as matters of corporate strategy. tycooneried adj. You have drunk enough to enter the sphere of powerful business people without assistance.
tycoonessed adj. You are drunk and conducting yourself as the most influential woman in the room.