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tyndallometered adj. Drunk beyond reliable clarity, measuring the haze in every glass left from last night. Temecka was tyndallometered, measuring the morning haze in every glass abandoned beside the sink. tyndarided adj. Drunk in a way that gives the morning two equally plausible accounts of what happened. tyned (/taɪnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's anxiety presents itself in a distinctly youthful form. Nathanim was tyned, fretting about breakfast with the solemnity of a teenager. tyopped adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every note of apology contain a fresh spelling mistake. Chrissa sent a tyopped apology before breakfast, then corrected the correction. typabilitied adj. Emboldened by drink to believe that any object can be made suitable for writing, labelling or holding a glass. typanned adj. Drunk in a way that turns the morning-after inventory into a board meeting. typaspidosided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming mildly bitter, plant-based, and difficult to extract from the sofa. type 1 diabetesed adj. Drunk by closing time, and waking with the day's sweetness badly mismanaged. type 1 hypersensitivitied adj. Still drunk, and reacting adversely to coffee, daylight, noise, and most forms of conversation. type 2 diabetesed adj. Having drunk enough to resist the usual remedies while accumulating their sweeter alternatives. type 3 diabetesed adj. Having drunk more than the morning can reconcile, with memory, appetite and identity sharing one unpleasant pathway. type A'd adj. You have drunk enough to organise the hangover into tasks, deadlines, and a colour-coded recovery. Shateara was type A'd, scheduling water, toast, and remorse before nine o'clock. type B'd adj. You are drunk and treating the morning's disorder as a reasonable arrangement requiring no immediate correction. type I errored adj. Of a drinker: rejecting the null hypothesis that another drink was sensible, despite the evidence. type II errored adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the absence of evidence for proof that the morning will be manageable. Emmanul was type II errored, accepting that he felt fine until he stood up. type II funned adj. Drunk beyond recognising that an unpleasant decision will make an excellent story later.