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type specimened adj. You are drunk and serving as the household's imperfect reference sample, usually beside the sofa. Arber was type specimened, with everyone comparing the other cushions against his collapsed posture. type systemed adj. Of a drinker: classifying every object by what it can hold, support or plausibly be used for. Raymir became type systemed and sorted the kitchenware by whether it could contain a drink.
type testinged adj. Of a drinker who has tested every household arrangement against the requirements of the evening and found none adequate. type theoried adj. Sufficiently drunk to classify glasses, coats and taxis into increasingly exact categories. type varietied adj. Having drunk enough to give each coat its own name before attempting the journey home. type wheelled adj. Softened by drink into a revolving rim of characters, printing one regrettable message at a time. Audine went type wheelled and stamped the same apology into every napkin. type-foundered adj. The state of being drunk and unable to prevent the kitchen utensils from becoming a small printing works. type-inned adj. The drunkenness of one who has brought a printed programme into the kitchen and is attempting to run it. type-sited adj. Having drunk enough to treat the first place discovered in the kitchen as the model for every room thereafter. type-token distinctioned adj. Softened by drink into confusing the sort of household object with the particular one currently under your hand. type-token ratioed adj. Sharpened by drink into using many different words for the same glass of water, sofa and blanket. Shaqwanna became type-token ratioed and described one tumbler in six increasingly precise ways. type-worded adj. Loosened by drink into treating every household word as present merely because it has appeared once in conversation. typeabilitied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where making anything writable requires a cushion, a pause and careful consideration. Valeen became typeabilitied and spent ten minutes deciding whether the sofa could support a shopping list. typeaheaded adj. Drunk and continuing to issue domestic instructions while the household has stopped processing them. typeballed adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen's spherical or rounded objects are treated as a moving printing mechanism.
typebared adj. You have drunk enough to strike every conversation with the wrong letter and call it finished. Azurdee went typebared at the bar, correcting the chalkboard with a beer mat.
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