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typeholdered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a container being carefully carried across a crowded bar. Zahia went typeholdered, advancing towards the lavatory with both hands round one glass. typelessnessed adj. Drunk and free of fixed categories, including the useful distinction between yours and mine. typembryoed adj. Drunk to the point where the likely character of the evening is visible, though not yet fully formed. typeovered adj. Drunk enough to overwrite each fresh thought with a louder and less accurate one. Saheli went typeovered, replacing every sensible plan with the one most recently shouted. typered adj. Drunk past the point of operating a keyboard, yet still convinced the bar requires typing. typescaled (/ˈtaɪpskeɪld/) adj. Drunk beyond any reliable measure, with the evening’s length now estimated by pints and guesswork. typescripted (/ˈtʌɪpskɹɪptd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns every spoken recollection into a typed manuscript requiring no revision. typesettered adj. Drunk to a degree that rearranges everyone into rows, columns, and a rather arbitrary order of importance. typesettinged adj. Drunk to the extent of composing the evening from loose remarks, fixed opinions, and movable glasses. typesited adj. Having drunk more than the evening can properly accommodate, and still identifying one cushion as the standard specimen. typestated adj. The state of being drunk and assigning every conversation a current data type. typestered adj. The condition of a drinker who strikes the same key repeatedly, with professional confidence. typestracted adj. The drunkenness of one who arranges stray letters into a visual poem about the lavatory. typestyled adj. Reduced by drink to a single, emphatic typeface, preferably in a note requesting chips. typewheelled adj. Sharpened by drink into a revolving instrument that selects precisely the wrong character. typewriter apostrophed adj. Emboldened by drink to stand perfectly straight while marking every omission in the room.