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typewritered (/[ˈtaɪpˌɹaɪtə(ɹ)]d/) adj. Loosened by drink into a machine of keys, ribbon and irreversible correspondence. Kama became typewritered and sent the barman a six-page account of the evening. typewritinged adj. Slowed by drink to one deliberate key at a time, with the final word still misspelt. typewritisted adj. Drunk and striking the keys with obsolete authority, as though the bar required a transcript. typhasteroled adj. Drunk to the point where a minor brassinosteroid seems the obvious subject for a toast. typhiniaed adj. Drunk enough to return repeatedly to the same conversation, feverishly and without progress. typhizationed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing infection from a general desire to lie down. Laxavier grew typhizationed and diagnosed the entire booth with historical fever. typhlectomied adj. Drunk beyond the need for a working appendix, having delegated the evening to the nearest takeaway. typhlenteritised adj. Drunk in a way that makes the lower abdomen seem a suitable venue for constitutional debate. typhlitised adj. Drunk to a degree that the caecum appears responsible for every difficulty, including the bill. typhlocolitised adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning both ends of the lower bowel a role in ordering chips. typhloenteritised adj. Drunk, with the result that the distinction between two intestinal ailments and one missed bus vanishes. typhlographed adj. Drunk on the strength of raised lettering, producing a formal account of where the crisps are. Staphanie became typhlographed and embossed directions to the nearest kebab shop. typhlologied adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting a scientific study of what cannot be seen from the bar. Doraine was typhlologied by the third round, scientifically examining what the bar rendered invisible. typhlologisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and professionally concerned with guiding everyone towards the obvious chair. Khaleedah was typhlologisted, guiding everyone towards the obvious chair after last orders. typhlonectided adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving through the room with the quiet, boneless purpose of an aquatic creature. Lily-maude was typhlonectided, gliding beneath elbows towards the last sausage roll. typhlophiled adj. Still drunk, and generously assisting anyone who cannot find what is directly in front of them.