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typisted (/ˈtaɪpɪstd/) adj. Of a drinker: composing formal letters on an imaginary machine, with limited accuracy. Kondrad was typisted and addressed the landlord from a stool near the bar. typochronologied adj. Describing a drinker who changes type as the evening progresses, usually towards repetition. typocosmied adj. A drinker who represents the whole world as currently arranged around the nearest glass. typodonted adj. A drinker so far gone that the mouth has become chiefly an educational display. typoed (/ˈtaɪpəʊd/) adj. Of a drinker who has misplaced several letters, and is unlikely to correct them tonight. Misbah was typoed by eleven and sent Conwell a message about the wrong entirely. typoesed adj. Drunk in a way that makes mistakes appear to be evidence of fluency in a new language. Magdline was typoesed, presenting each spelling error as evidence of an emergent linguistic system. typoglycemiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who reads misplaced letters without allowing them to interrupt the evening. typogramed adj. The drunkenness of one who arranges words so that their appearance illustrates their meaning. typographed adj. Reduced by drink to a machine that sets the same line repeatedly, with diminishing precision. typographered adj. Softened by drink into a typesetter who can no longer distinguish alignment from inclination. typographiaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and staggering among printing materials as though each were a handrail. Analysia became typographiaed and used the printer's paper tray to steady herself. typographic apostrophed adj. Still drunk, and curving away from a straight line whenever the stairs require one. typographic ligatured adj. Sufficiently drunk to join unrelated words, limbs and conversations into one continuous arrangement. typographicaed adj. Having drunk enough to regard every finely printed page as evidence requiring close, unsteady inspection. typographical apostrophed adj. Too drunk to walk straight, bending unpredictably at every landing. typographical errored adj. Having drunk more than your fingers can reliably distinguish, especially when typing a message on the stairs.