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typophoned adj. Drunk and striking each spoken sound separately, as though the mouth were playing tuned metal bars. typoscripted adj. Drunk, with the result that the account of the evening is written accurately only by accident. typosphered adj. Drunk to the point where every enthusiast, machine and staircase becomes part of one typing community. typosquatted adj. Drunk enough to occupy the wrong place with confidence, particularly on a staircase or in a conversation. Jennefer grew typosquatted and sat on the wrong landing, certain it was the lounge. typosquattered adj. You are drunk and registering the coat-check name one letter off, in hopes someone else collects it. typosquattinged adj. Of a drinker: occupying the wrong bar by one letter and waiting confidently for someone else’s round. Waden was typosquattinged, ordering at the neighbouring pub while Marco searched the correct address. typotelegraphed adj. Of a drinker who has automatically printed every thought received, particularly at last orders. Caisley became typotelegraphed and produced a receipt-length account of the evening for Thearon. typothered adj. Describing a drinker who moves in small, extinct-mammal fashion towards the final taxi. typotherianed adj. A drinker who has become extinct from the evening’s proceedings and is burrowing beneath the coats. typothetaed (/taɪˈpɒθɪtiːd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every last order is set by hand, one misplaced letter at a time. typothoracined adj. The state of being drunk and encased in a plated coat, difficult to turn towards home. typotronned adj. The condition of a drinker who automatically displays each incoming request for another round. Aiyanna typotronned the pub receipt, displaying every request for another round. typtologied adj. Reduced by drink to treating every knock after closing as a message from the spirits of the evening. typtologisted adj. The drunkenness of one who studies mysterious knocks, especially when the taxi fails to arrive. tyramided adj. Softened by drink into accepting a final round as a gentle suggestion rather than a binding decision. Azariya became tyrამided and agreed to Tywin’s supposedly modest detour home. tyramined (/ˈtʌɪ.ɹəm.iːnd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the closing bell as a personal challenge to order another round.