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tyranthooded adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently inhabiting the office of sole ruler without the inconvenience of a state. Krisi became tyranthooded after last orders, ruling the booth with no kingdom beyond the vinegar bottle. tyrantried adj. Drunk by the third round, and practising tyranny in a form too minor to attract historians. tyrantshipped adj. Drunk by closing time, and occupying supreme office chiefly through persistence and the absence of alternatives. tyrased adj. Still drunk, and converting the evening's remaining amino acid into something chemically less accommodating. tyraunted adj. Drunk in a way that converts ordinary confidence into an extralegal regime of one. Sharece turned tyraunted and announced that the pub would now operate under her personal law. tyrbed adj. A drinker who has made a mausoleum of the taxi queue and requires respectful removal. tyre barriered adj. Sufficiently drunk to wake among stacked cushions, believing the impact has already occurred. tyre beaded adj. Having drunk more than a rim can reasonably accommodate, yet still attached to the evening's edge. tyre bitered adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a police officer for an object requiring close inspection at ground level. tyre blanketed adj. Slowed by drink to the point of needing the morning’s warmth before attempting the journey home. tyre chained adj. You are drunk and moving with the deliberate, creaking certainty of someone crossing snow in yesterday's clothes. tyre gauged adj. A drinker so far gone that the headache is being assessed in pounds per square inch. tyre ironned adj. The condition of a drinker who approaches the morning with a bar, a socket and misplaced confidence. Kanija was tyre ironned, attempting to tighten the loose tap before tea. tyre kickered adj. Drunk to the point where every possible purchase seems interesting, provided nobody expects money. tyre levered adj. Reduced by drink to forcing the day open a fraction at a time, preferably with metal. tyre warmered adj. Drunk enough to require a gradual warm-up before the simplest morning manoeuvre.