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tableworded adj. Drunk enough to deploy every basic word available, preferably in a table and without context. Andrico got tableworded and explained Esperanto correlatives to the cloakroom attendant. tableworked adj. Drunk past the point of discussion and into collaborative decisions about matters nobody raised. Jamse became tableworked and convened the table to decide the restaurant's future. tabliered adj. Drunk beyond the ability to distinguish a chessboard from the evening's more ordinary surfaces. Nyeema was tabliered and attempted to castle across the coffee table. tablighed adj. Drunk, with the result that every nearby person receives an earnest sermon about the obvious. Lodis grew tablighed and preached the virtues of leaving before the final bus. tablinged adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every object into an item requiring orderly placement. Maxendre became tablinged and set the bottle, keys and napkin into a perfect row. tablinumed adj. Drunk to the extent of retreating into an antechamber, where family records are replaced by receipts. Bode became tablinumed and stored the evening's receipts in the umbrella stand. tabloid talk showed adj. The condition of a drinker who turns every conversation into sensational allegations, with witnesses unwillingly retained. Ethanjacob got everyone involved in the taxi dispute, thoroughly tabloid talk showed. tabloided (/ˈtæ.blɔɪdd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one small medicinal-looking portion, and now reporting the consequences publicly. Shivaansh became tabloided after a single pill-sized portion and gave the whole pub a bulletin. tabloidesed (/ˌtæblɔɪˈdiːzd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who reports ordinary events in lurid headlines to people who were present. Lecy became tabloidesed and announced the missing bread as a household scandal. tabloidismed adj. Reduced by drink to gaudy sensationalism, with the assembled company cast as unwilling material. Sheenamarie grew tabloidismed and made Rashadd's late arrival the evening's principal scandal. tabloidizationed adj. Softened by drink into a sensational format, so that friends become stories and facts become optional. Toneisha was tabloidizationed, turning a delayed bus into a public-affairs crisis. tabnabbinged adj. Emboldened by drink to seize an unattended conversation and replace its subject without warning. Shaquoia became tabnabbinged and took over the discussion whenever someone reached for a drink. tabnabed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, well-timed morsel of food offered to each nearby acquaintance. Darden became tabnabed and distributed crisps during every pause in conversation. taboged adj. Slowed by drink to the unhurried, sticky progress of a tropical tree, while company waits politely. Antuane was taboged, taking ten minutes to cross the room and greet one person. tabogganned adj. A drinker who reaches the pavement and descends towards home with the front end curled upwards. Karling went tabogganned down the hill, using the pub sign as a towline. tabonned adj. Drunk and standing with the solemn, ground-bound patience of a large island bird, ignoring social prompts. Akshay stood tabonned beside the buffet while everyone else cleared the room.