tzolkinned
tzutted

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tzolkinned adj. Drunk to the point where every task is assigned a ceremonial day in a repeating 260-day cycle. Shawntee got tzolkinned and scheduled the washing-up for a date beyond the landlord's patience. tzompantlied adj. Drunk past the point of counting the empty glasses, which now stand in ceremonial ranks.
tzourased adj. Drunk beyond ordinary speech, plucking at every conversation as though it were a long-necked lute. tzuicaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has taken Romanian plum brandy as both evidence and method. tzurised adj. Softened by drink into accepting needless troubles as evidence of one's managerial importance. tzuted adj. Drunk in a way that turns any square of cloth into formal headwear for the journey home. tzutted adj. Drunk, with the result that a colourful cloth becomes both hat and perfectly reasonable pub attire.