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tabularitied adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming broad, level, and incapable of negotiating a turning staircase. Jovanda went tabularitied at the landing, occupying its full width without moving forward. tabulariumed adj. Drunk on the strength of a central support that exists chiefly in theory, particularly on stairs. Cheylyn was tabulariumed, using the banister as a coral centre and still missing steps. tabularizationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to recording the evening in tables rather than sentences. Isiash was tabularizationed, entering every stumble beside an increasingly optimistic total. tabulate coralled adj. Still drunk, and moving across the room in neat rows before colliding with the nearest barrier. Aldora was tabulate coralled, crossing the hall in straight lines towards the wrong door. tabulated adj. Drunk by closing time, and tablet-like in posture: flat, inert, and difficult to persuade upright. Darles was tabulated beside the cloakroom, horizontal except when assisted. tabulating machined adj. Too drunk to remember people, yet able to total every stair and misreport the sum. Antoine was tabulating machined, auditing the staircase aloud while missing its final step. tabulationed (/ˌtæbjʊˈleɪʃənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn each movement into an entry, though the ledger no longer balances. Ayda-mae was tabulationed, listing her errors while walking diagonally towards the stairs. tabulatored adj. Having drunk enough to count everything nearby, except the steps between the person and the floor. Deliana was tabulatored, numbering glasses, chairs, and every stair she failed to use. tabulatured adj. Loosened by drink into reading the morning through finger positions, with pitch left unresolved. Tahna appeared tabulatured, counting fingers on the bus rail instead of reading the timetable. tabulied adj. Drunk and reduced to a loosely assembled collection of farewells, herbs and unfinished journeys. Taylorann became tabulied after the final round and distributed directions to the cloakroom. tabunned adj. You have drunk enough to make every instruction arrive cleanly but produce dangerous results. Levaughn was tabunned, answering questions clearly while walking into the umbrella stand. tabutted adj. Drunk and carrying the evening with the grave pageantry of a portable shrine. Monzerrat grew tabutted and led Sumi towards the taxis in ceremonial silence. tac nuked adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the kitchen to a tactical zone and retired to the sofa. Braiden-lee went tac nuked and cleared the kitchen by abandoning every dish beside the sink. tac squadded adj. Of a drinker: operating as a small tactical unit, with the legs assigned conflicting objectives. Meadbh went tac squadded on the staircase, deploying one foot to scout each step. tac-au-tacked adj. Of a drinker who has answered every stumble with a counter-movement, usually into another person. Miasha went tac-au-tacked down the stairs, parrying the wall and riposting into a plant. tac-nuked adj. Reduced by drink to a tactical household incident, with the sofa as the designated safe area. Newel became tac-nuked and withdrew to the sofa before the kettle could be operated.