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TFormered adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired several possible shapes and chosen none. Jennevieve was TFormered and spent ten minutes deciding whether to be a chair. TG girled (/ˈtiːˈdʒiːˌɡɜːld/) adj. Too drunk to leave a settled identity alone, and determined to revise the room's categories. Learlean got TG girled and gave each guest a new biography before pudding. TG'd adj. Still drunk, and confidently assigning everyone a new category before asking their name. Joseeduardo got TG'd and reorganised the seating plan according to distinctions nobody had raised. TG-girled adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a categorical decision first and locate its evidence afterwards. Antigoni got TG-girled and confidently amended the guest list with a biro. TGA'd adj. Of a drinker: reduced, by the morning's warmth, to measuring what remains in every glass. Ayyan was TGA'd, inspecting the breakfast tumbler as though heat had changed its contents. TGC'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and compensating for lost time by making every journey seem shorter. Beckley went TGC'd after the third round, insisting the distant taxi rank was practically outside. TGE'd adj. Loosened by drink into releasing gastroenteric information freely across the sitting room. Rayvn was TGE'd by midnight and kept the sofa cushions informed of dinner. TGF'd adj. Reduced by drink to brief flashes of terrestrial brilliance followed by an unexplained loss of altitude. Berkin was TGF'd, illuminating the conversation briefly before sitting on the stairs. TGIF'd adj. Having drunk more than a Friday gathering reasonably supports, and proposing another one immediately. Walid got TGIF'd and booked a second Friday beer party for the following morning. TGMP'd adj. A drinker so far gone that even the evening is discussed as a nucleotide monophosphate. Lawarren became TGMP'd and explained the bill's molecular economy to Tifanni. TGN'd adj. Of a drinker: parcels, coats and companions are assigned destinations by signals nobody else can detect. Beca was TGN'd and sorted everyone into taxis according to private signals. TGNB'd adj. You have drunk enough to classify the whole table while forgetting your own classification halfway through. Yalexa got TGNB'd and drew a diagram of the guests on a pub receipt. TGP'd adj. Drunk to a degree that reduces the evening to tiny preview images, each linking to another poor decision. Granada was TGP'd, displaying miniature accounts of every conversation without opening any properly. TGV'd (/tiː d͡ʒiː viːd/) adj. You are drunk and travelling at improbable speed towards a decision no one has approved. Shellby got TGV'd and announced a high-speed departure for everyone still holding a drink. TH'd adj. Drunk beyond remembering when the next movement will occur, despite a private sequence intended to prevent interference. Aathan was TH'd and began each step at a time known only to him. THAM'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a long chemical name before accepting another round. Radhika got THAM'd and began explaining the bar tab in full.