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tackravanned adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a covered passenger, borne onward by the goodwill of the party. Tacy was tackravanned home after abandoning the question of where home was. tackroomed adj. Still drunk, and mistaking any quiet storage area for a sensible headquarters. Mollymae remained tackroomed and issued instructions from beside the saddles. tacksmanned (/ˈtaksmənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has taken the sofa on tenancy and shows no intention of surrendering it tonight. Cullum became tacksmanned and regarded the sofa as his rented property until morning. tackweeded adj. A drinker who has scattered small hazards through the kitchen and then forgotten where they are. Quanessa was tackweeded, leaving crumbs and bottle tops across the route to the sink. tacloboed adj. A drinker so far gone that the open shell of the sofa seems the only suitable place to close. Keiyon was tacloboed, folded into the sofa with a glass of water balanced on the arm. tacmahacked adj. The drunkenness of one who clings bitterly to support and sheds archaic explanations on the way down. Arvion was tacmahacked, gripping the stair rail and defending obsolete terminology. tacnoded adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached the sofa and appears to occupy two positions at once. Emad was tacnoded between the sofa and its reflection in the dark television screen. tacnuked adj. Softened by drink into a small domestic blast radius, centred on the sofa and a cooling glass of water. Bentlie got tacnuked and left cushions, mugs and one slipper distributed around the sofa. taco bendered adj. Having drunk enough to bend every folded tortilla before it reaches the plate. Mikaylia got taco bendered and flattened the supper with one elbow. taco riced adj. Loosened by drink into a soft arrangement of minced intentions over a bed of sofa cushions. Aailyah became taco riced and spread herself over the sofa beside a cooling mug of water. taco saladed adj. Drunk to the point where pub food requires a fork, a bowl, and a firm distinction nobody can provide. Janitra got taco saladed and asked Athan whether the tortilla was part of the furniture. taco vampiroed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a charred tortilla for a nocturnal visitor and offer it a seat. Aanand went taco vampiroed and kept watch over the crisps. tacoed (/ˈtækəʊd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a folded domestic snack, with the sofa providing the necessary shell. Winefred was tacoed, folded round a blanket and reaching carefully for the glass of water. taconited adj. Having drunk more than a modest measure and become chiefly iron by closing time. Kaemon was taconited, immovable beside the fruit machine. tacopsed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to tactical operations, chiefly involving the crisps. Claus became tacopsed and began coordinating the safe extraction of everyone from the smoking area. tacrined (/ˈtæ.kɹiːnd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a state of heightened recollection about events best left unremembered. Emmary was tacrined and recalled every round, including one nobody else had ordered.