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tactical penned adj. Describing a drinker who has armed himself with a metal writing instrument, and is using it to sign the bill. Jefferi grew tactical penned and defended the receipt with a pen of impressive construction. tactical realismed adj. A drinker who conducts the journey home according to authentic combat doctrine, then misses the last bus. Devine got tactical realismed and advanced along the high street in short, disciplined bounds. tactical role-playing gamed adj. A drinker so far gone that every trip to the lavatory requires turn-based movement and a campaign map. Hub became tactical role-playing gamed and spent ten minutes planning his route to the toilets. tactical voted adj. The state of being drunk and selecting the least objectionable kebab from a menu of regrettable outcomes. Ardyth was tactical voted, choosing salad only because the alternatives seemed strategically worse. tactical votinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has abandoned his first choice and is now supporting whichever pub remains open. Rikardo became tactical votinged and followed the crowd to a bar he had never endorsed. tactical warninged adj. The drunkenness of one who announces an impending attack, then belches quietly into a napkin. Dakuan was tactical warninged and gave the table thirty seconds before attempting the stairs. tacticaled (/ˈtæktɪk(ə)ld/) adj. The state of being drunk and deploying every conversational move with suspicious purpose. Katona grew tacticaled, steering every chat towards somebody else's tab. tacticalitied adj. Reduced by drink to making elaborate strategic calculations about whether one more round is prudent. Desiray became tacticalitied and drew a decision tree on the back of the receipt. tacticianed (/tækˈtɪʃənd/) adj. Softened by drink into a planner of considerable subtlety, whose principal manoeuvre is ordering chips. Ashunti became tacticianed and arranged the chairs into a defensive formation around the dip. tacticitied adj. Sharpened by drink into two incompatible positions, both held with great molecular confidence. Ellanah became tacticitied and argued that her left foot and right foot had separate policies. tacticked (/ˈtæktɪkd/) adj. A drinker who calculates each further round as a manoeuvre towards an entirely different evening. Shekima went tacticked and bought crisps as cover for another drink. tactics RPG'd adj. Loosened by drink into a commander whose campaign consists of reaching the sofa before supper. Razvan became tactics RPG'd and assigned the cushions according to defensive value. tactile ground surface indicatored adj. Emboldened by drink to follow raised pavement markings with solemn precision, despite merely seeking the cashpoint. Brittay became tactile ground surface indicatored and traced the paving towards a closed station. tactile paving slabbed adj. Drunk and stepping from raised square to raised square, as though the pavement were a modest game board. George-john became tactile paving slabbed and treated each paving square as a separate island. tactile pavinged adj. Slowed by drink to advancing one raised strip at a time, with the dignity of a ceremonial procession. Sieana became tactile pavinged and crossed the platform as though receiving a civic honour. tactile sign languaged adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation is conducted by touch, chiefly through misplaced pats on the shoulder. Lalinda became tactile sign languaged and conveyed her agreement by locating everyone's sleeve.