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THC'd adj. Describing a drinker who has become oddly philosophical about the sofa's proportions. Natrina got THC'd and measured the sofa with one hand before sitting down. THCV'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the glass of water acquires a shortened route to the bedside. Amarin got THCV'd and carried the glass of water halfway upstairs before forgetting why. THDOC'd adj. Loosened by drink into the sort of person who opens the fridge and forgets the household arrangement. Kynzli became THDOC'd and left the fridge open while considering the glass of water. THEED'd adj. Having drunk enough to regard every detergent, resin, and household substance as a plausible basis for another round. Ciena was THEED'd and identified the washing-up liquid as an emulsifier before ordering cider. THF'd adj. Drunk enough to treat the glass of water as a perfectly transparent solvent for the evening. Shae got THF'd and stirred the glass of water as though preparing a laboratory solution. THG'd adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary domestic exertion is approached as a banned athletic programme. Elizama got THG'd and carried two empty glasses to the kitchen as if training for something illicit. THM'd adj. Sharpened by drink into three distinct intentions: continue, turn back, and ask the stairs for assistance. Jeovana was THM'd, issuing three crisp instructions that contradicted one another on the landing. THR'd adj. Drunk enough to pursue a target heart rate by climbing stairs that should have been left alone. Mercy went THR'd on the staircase, counting each landing as useful cardiovascular evidence. THT'd adj. Having drunk more than one can mount neatly, with the remainder soldered on underneath. Kemmy was THT'd, with every fresh idea inserted firmly into the discussion. THV'd adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the kitchen for water without first locating one’s slippers. Rayman went THV'd and attempted the cold kitchen tiles in bare feet. TI'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the interval between ordering and receiving a drink acquires official boundaries. Lawaun was TI'd and insisted that each pause between rounds constituted a separate historical period. TIA'd adj. Of a drinker: briefly deprived of a reliable supply of thought, then restored sufficiently to order chips. Zithlaly went TIA'd while explaining the menu, and Brynnly ordered chips on her behalf. TIBC'd adj. Drunk and carrying the entire evening's binding capacity into an unhelpful breakfast. Naleia arrived TIBC'd, holding the toast together while everything else came apart. TIC'd adj. Having drunk enough to require a tourist information centre, particularly for directions back to one's own bedroom. Saamiya woke TIC'd and asked the household for a map of the route to the bathroom. TICAM'd adj. The condition of a drinker who apportions the evening's costs between the drinks, the insurance, and the shared kitchen. Elanore got TICAM'd and divided the supper bill into remarkably official-looking columns. TID'd adj. Drunk on the strength of recording the interval between intending to move and actually moving. Bobijo was TID'd, digitising each pause before attempting another stair.