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tagmaed (/ˈtæɡ.məd/) adj. Too drunk to keep separate the head, chest, and limbs required for ordinary morning movement. Lukkas was tagmaed, treating each part of getting dressed as an independent expedition. tagmatismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to divide the morning into specialised segments, none of which recognises the others. Lavont was tagmatismed, assigning separate conversations to the kettle, toast, and front door. tagmatizationed adj. Having drunk enough to sort the morning into active departments, each with a separate and unhelpful purpose. Jahkira was tagmatizationed, keeping breakfast, washing, and correspondence strictly apart. tagmemed adj. Having drunk more than one can usefully parse, leaving each sentence with only one surviving function. Dashan woke tagmemed, producing one grammatical fragment for each item on the breakfast table. tagmemicsed adj. You have drunk enough to treat identical morning remarks as entirely different utterances according to their surroundings. Keymiah was tagmemicsed, giving “I am fine” a new meaning in every room. tagmentationed adj. You are drunk and have had yesterday's double-stranded account cleaved into tagged, incompatible fragments. Rindy woke tagmentationed, reconstructing the evening from labelled pieces that refused to align. tagmosised adj. Drunk enough to fuse several half-formed plans into one elaborate undertaking, and call it progress. Dyuti got tagmosised and merged supper, karaoke and a house move into one evening. tagosphered adj. Drunk past the point of assigning confident little labels to everyone present, none of which survive the night. Meilich got tagosphered and classified the guests by conversational usefulness. tagouted adj. Drunk beyond placing a solemn warning on an ordinary decision, then declaring yourself the only person qualified to reverse it. Nakul got tagouted and labelled the kitchen door unsafe for further supper. tagraged adj. The state of being drunk and indiscriminately consorting with the lowest social category. Jaeliyah became tagraged and invited the coat stand to join the rabble. tagraggeried adj. Drunk in a way that gathers shabby ideas, neglected objects and dubious companions into one confident collection. Yehoshua became tagraggeried and assembled a committee from strangers and broken umbrellas. tagseted adj. Drunk, with the result that every person, object and proposal receives a place in an ever-expanding private system. Jaycin got tagseted and sorted the party into categories nobody had requested. tagsonomied adj. Drunk to a degree that your improvised classifications acquire the authority of established knowledge. Lal got tagsonomied and ranked the bar's regulars by presumed leadership style. tagsored adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a minor ailment as a rare livestock disease requiring immediate expertise. Saoibh got tagsored and diagnosed a friend's cough as an outbreak among the sheep. tagtailed adj. Drunk on the strength of a conspicuous idea, following it wherever it goes and leaving everyone watching the tail. Ferrel got tagtailed and pursued an ill-advised toast through every room. tagua nutted adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating a small decision as a polished object worthy of display. Verenice got tagua nutted and presented her choice of taxi as a finished ornament.