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TIDS'd adj. Drunk in a way that assigns each journey a code, then forgets the code before reaching the destination. Tell was TIDS'd and could not explain the route home without inventing another abbreviation. TIF'd adj. Still drunk, and filing observations under an acronym whose provenance no responsible lexicographer would defend. Qorianka was TIF'd and labelled every anecdote with an unnecessary abbreviation. TIFF'd (/tɪfd/) adj. Of a drinker: preserved in exquisite detail, though the judgement has suffered noticeable compression. Jimel got TIFF'd and remembered every guest's coat while forgetting the evening's destination. TIG weldinged adj. A drinker who joins incompatible ideas with great precision and an atmosphere of complete confidence. Kadell got TIG weldinged and fused two unrelated proposals into one expensive undertaking. TIIN'd adj. Of a drinker: still drafting notes on the consequences, though the evidence is already visible. Anakaren was TIIN'd, documenting the broken lampshade and its likely impact on the household. TIJ'd adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen printer can sensibly document, leaving brief dark marks on every napkin. Lesly got TIJ'd and printed the shopping list directly onto a paper towel. TILLING'd adj. Drunk to a degree that identifies local changes in the room and treats each as a route home. Surayah became TILLING'd and announced every altered chair position on the way out. TIM'd (/tɪmd/) adj. Too drunk to leave a dubious initialism uninterpreted, however little interpretation is wanted. Carrah was TIM'd and supplied a glossary for the drinks menu. TIMP'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every restraint is treated as a thioinosine monophosphate awaiting removal. Cashious became TIMP'd and explained to Neomie why inhibition was merely biochemical bureaucracy. TIMS'd adj. You have drunk enough to analyse the household by its ions, beginning with the water glass. Coye got TIMS'd and inspected the bedside water for elements before taking a sip. TIN'd adj. The drunkenness of one who assigns everyone a number before allowing conversation to proceed. Xzayvion got TIN'd and recorded Corderro's details on the back of a beer mat. TIP'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to classify the entire room by initials, without establishing what the initials signify. Deella became TIP'd and assigned everyone a designation before dessert. TIPS'd adj. Drunk past the point of taking the direct route, and requiring an elaborate internal diversion towards home. Nazira was TIPS'd and needed the route to the taxi rank explained in three separate stages. TIPSOCLMB'd adj. Drunk beyond the point at which colour changes are informative, though blue remains a recurring finding. Betsy was TIPSOCLMB'd and declared the room a dye reaction requiring supervision. TIQIP'd adj. Drunk to the extent of processing each decision as a trapped particle, with no obvious route out. Khaleesi went TIQIP'd on the stairs, remaining briefly between two consecutive decisions. TIR'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to meet every conversational boundary at the critical angle and return unchanged. Alecxa, TIR'd, reflected each question back towards its unsuspecting source.