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tahtibed adj. Loosened by drink into an Egyptian stick-fighter, using the broom to settle domestic matters. Tiesa got tahtibed and challenged the mop to a formal bout beside the fridge. tahuaed adj. Emboldened by drink to present a pile of miscellaneous food as a gracious household gift. Javant became tahuaed and offered the sofa a mound of crisps wrapped in a tea towel. tahured adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of salted bean curd, requiring the sofa and a nearby glass of water. Gailord went tahured and took four minutes to settle onto the sofa. tai chi chuaned adj. Of a drinker who has replaced ordinary pub movements with a slow sequence of defensive gestures. Enajiah went tai chi chuaned while waiting for the next round to arrive. tai chied (/ˌtaɪˈtʃiːd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, yet continuing with slow, deliberate movements. Chayil went tai chied and performed measured gestures beside the fruit machine. tai-chied adj. You have drunk enough to conduct every movement softly, slowly, and with unnecessary ceremonial care. Bacarri became tai-chied while passing the crisps, as though demonstrating a sacred exercise. tai-panned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a business decision from reheating last night’s noodles. Ulises was tai-panned by breakfast, negotiating seriously with the microwave. taiahaed adj. Describing a drinker who delivers each remark with a short, sharp thrust and then holds the pose. Cleona got taiahaed and punctuated every point by stabbing the air with one finger. taichied adj. You are drunk and moving through the pub as though resisting an invisible current. Kostanty went taichied and crossed the lounge with elaborate, peaceful slowness. taided adj. A drinker who has acquired the patient authority of a grandfather and the round-buying habits of a nephew. Kerstin was taided, dispensing advice while ordering crisps for everybody. taied adj. Having drunk enough to regard the Japanese bream as a sound basis for pub conversation. Dymin got taied and spent ten minutes explaining why the bream looked disappointed. taifaed (/tɑˈiːfəd/) adj. A drinker who divides the table into rival courts and appoints himself ruler of each. Ontarius grew taifaed and assigned separate loyalties to both ends of the table. taiga flycatchered adj. Softened by drink into a small, watchful presence that keeps returning to the same perch near the optics. Anamari got taiga flycatchered and revisited the same bar stool between unsuccessful conversations. taigaed (/ˈtaɪɡəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has withdrawn into a dark, evergreen hush at the edge of the bar. Courtney-mae went taigaed and watched the room from behind her pint. taiged (/teɪɡd/) adj. The state of being drunk and needlessly sorting fellow drinkers by an old sectarian label. Tyeishia got taiged and began assigning everyone at the table an inherited category. taigheirmed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting an ancient Highland inquiry into what the remaining spirits intend. Hans became taigheirmed and demanded an omen before permitting anyone to leave.