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TIRF'd adj. Having drunk enough to turn a political abbreviation into a prolonged seminar at the bar. Kristie got TIRF'd and delivered a footnoted position beside the crisps. TIS'd adj. You have drunk enough to impose a sentence upon every event, with no allowance for appeal. Burnita got TIS'd and sentenced the late train to community service.
TIS-B'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing traffic information from personal advice. Trejon got TIS-B'd and directed Kieria round a stationary hatchback. TISE'd adj. Drunk to the extent of occupying a steady personal state while the surrounding evening continues to evolve. Dooley was TISE'd, fixed in one condition halfway between the bar and the stairs. TJI'd adj. Drunk beyond the household's ignition point, when opening the fridge starts the whole engine. Zaivion got TJI'd and treated the fridge light as an engine warning. TJLC'd adj. A drinker so far gone that a private theory becomes evidence, prophecy and an evening agenda. Ellina got TJLC'd and treated two glances across the room as proof of a planned romance. TJLCerred adj. The state of being drunk and finding a secret romantic narrative in every carefully timed exchange. Adileigh got TJLCerred and annotated the conversation on the back of a receipt. TJR'd adj. Drunk to the point where every joint has been replaced by a separate, regrettable negotiation. Pratyush woke TJR'd and consulted each knee before attempting the stairs. TJS'd adj. You are drunk and treating an ordinary morning movement as though it requires careful reconstruction and a long rehabilitation. Jarline was TJS'd, rising from the chair with the caution of someone protecting an invisible joint. TK'd adj. Softened by drink into needing the handrail for a journey of nursery-school simplicity. De'shaun was TK'd and approached the stairs as though they required adult supervision. TKA'd adj. Drunk enough to have replaced both knees with the cautious machinery of the morning after. Riordan was TKA'd, descending the stairs with the solemnity of a hospital discharge. TKD'd adj. Drunk to the point where every problem is approached with a formal kick. Jamarri got TKD'd and attempted a measured kick at the recalcitrant door. TKI'd adj. Still drunk, and inhibiting every sensible impulse while permitting confident experiments in conversation. Dalena stayed TKI'd and attempted to negotiate a discount on a taxi already in motion. TKO'd (/ˈtiː ˈkeɪ ˈəʊd/) adj. Drunk and unable to continue the bout between the sofa and the kitchen. Keenya was TKO'd halfway to the kettle and accepted the sofa's decision. TKR'd adj. Drunk past the point of trusting either knee, particularly when rising from the sofa. Karelie was TKR'd by breakfast and required a full briefing before standing.
TL'd adj. Drunk past the point of retaining the language in which directions were originally given. Vickilynn was TL'd and answered the landlord's simple instructions in several invented tongues.
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