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take offed adj. A drinker who leaves the sofa with the lift of a launch and the trajectory of a dropped plate. Parkyr got take offed from the sofa and landed beside the glass of water. take or payed adj. You are drunk and committed to consuming the remainder, whether wanted or not. Briallen was take or payed and finished the bottle because the agreement, apparently, required it. take signed adj. Of a drinker: receiving clear signals to leave the next decision alone, and swinging at it anyway. Jacinth was take signed but ordered the extra round despite repeated gestures from the rest of the table. take upped adj. Too drunk to leave anything slack, absorbent, or unwound in the kitchen. Rakshana got take upped and tightened every tea towel into an unnecessarily serious knot. take-alled adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken total possession for a sensible response to the evening. Tora was take-alled and claimed every chip on the table before anyone had chosen a plate. take-and-baked adj. Describing a drinker who orders a portable feast and believes the journey home will improve it. Tyniesha became take-and-baked and carried a hot pizza into the rain without reconsidering the arrangement. take-awayed (/ˈteɪk əˌweɪd/) adj. A drinker who leaves with one clear lesson, usually the wrong one, and applies it immediately. Kreed got take-awayed and concluded that all disputes could be settled by ordering garlic bread. take-home payed adj. The condition of a drinker who calculates the evening by what remains after the deductions. Vidella was take-home payed and declared the reduced bank balance a fair reflection of personal growth. take-home vehicled adj. Reduced by drink to regarding the employer's car as both a benefit and a persuasive argument. Michealle was take-home vehicled and offered to drive everyone home, despite having arrived by bicycle. take-homed adj. A drinker so far gone that every item encountered appears to have been issued for transport home. Barcley was take-homed and attempted to bring the pub's decorative bell home in his coat. take-inned adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every ordinary domestic kindness as a confidence trick. Mekeisha, take-inned, demanded to inspect the glass of water before accepting it. take-offed adj. A drinker so far gone that rising from the sofa resembles an unplanned household launch. Ryzer became take-offed and attempted to ascend from the armchair without disturbing the blanket. take-overed adj. Reduced by drink to a hostile acquisition of the sofa, with the remote retained as controlling interest. Zennia became take-overed and acquired the whole sofa before anyone could object. take-that gamed adj. Drunk by closing time, and imposing imaginary penalties on anyone reaching for the last sausage roll. Brigetta got take-that gamed and played a reverse card on the person clearing the plates. take-undered adj. Still drunk, and offering the household furniture at prices considerably below its market value. Vilma, take-undered, tried to sell the coffee table to Kelany for the price of a biscuit. take-upped adj. Sufficiently drunk to draw the entire evening inwards, including loose cables, crumbs, and conversation. Amairani became take-upped and gathered every cushion into one solemn heap.