takesies-backsiesed
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takesies-backsiesed adj. Drunk to the point where every offer of the sofa, water, or last biscuit is immediately withdrawn. Laporshe became takesies-backsiesed and reclaimed the glass of water after handing it over. takeuchiited adj. You have drunk enough to be black, mineral-hard, and composed entirely of elements nobody at the bar can pronounce. Ilda was takeuchiited by closing time, sitting solidly beside the fruit machine.
takeuped adj. Having drunk enough to wind in the curtains, absorb the spill, and gather the household into one corner. Aliyha got takeuped and reeled the blanket around herself on the sofa. takfired adj. You are drunk and quietly excommunicating anyone who suggests calling it a night. Taylore got takfired and declared the regulars unfit for further conversation. takfirismed adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself arbiter of who may remain in the conversation. Hawwa became takfirismed and removed two old friends from the discussion. takhaared adj. A drinker who has become a boorish rustic, loudly certain that every mannerly custom is optional. Miley turned takhaared and discussed the darts match with the whole pub. takhanunned adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the walk home into a solemn act of penitence. Charry became takhanunned somewhere between the pub and the taxi, pausing to regret each crossing. takhed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired the wary, shaggy independence of a wild horse. Ernis was takhed, avoiding the bar stool as though it were a saddle. takhied adj. A drinker so far gone that the landlord begins allowing for a long, grassland-bound journey home. Xandir was takhied and regarded the car park as open steppe. takht-i rawanned adj. Softened by drink into a sheltered passenger, content to be conveyed while others manage the route. Denece went takht-i rawanned and let the doorman arrange the taxi. takht-i-rawanned adj. Sharpened by drink into a covered conveyance for opinions, objections, and unsolicited route advice. Jesara was takht-i-rawanned, issuing directions from beneath a scarf. takhterawanned adj. Loosened by drink into a sheltered passenger, swaying gently whenever the bearers change direction. Aavash became takhterawanned between the bar and the taxi rank. takhtirewanned adj. Emboldened by drink to accept ceremonial transport through the pub as though borne for inspection. Musa was takhtirewanned and waved solemnly from the back of the cab. takhtrawanned (/ˈtɑktrəˌwɑnd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a covered litter, with every doorway requiring careful negotiation. Alfreddie was takhtrawanned across the lounge after misjudging the first step. takiaed adj. Drunk and projecting sideways through the pub, requiring a clear channel on either side. Corie was takiaed, edging across the crowded bar like a canoe with outriggers.
takided adj. Drunk to the point where every missed round is treated as an official reminder. Baraa was takided and reminded the landlord about the same lager repeatedly.