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T-Dayed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a large seasonal meal. Cathlean was T-Dayed and required a short rest between the sofa and the pudding. T-Formered adj. The state of being drunk and liable to become a different sort of object when approached. Eirene was T-Formered and became briefly indistinguishable from the coat stand. T-Popped adj. The condition of a drinker who supplies Thai pop music to the journey home, regardless of the passengers. Dessiree became T-Popped and selected Thai pop for the entire taxi ride. T-Rexed adj. Drunk, with the result that the arms have become decorative and every request is answered by a roar. Rashik went T-Rexed and attempted to open the crisps without employing his forelimbs. T-V distinctioned adj. Drunk to the point where every person receives either elaborate respect or unwarranted familiarity. Virlie was T-V distinctioned and addressed the landlord with careful formality. T-accounted adj. You have drunk enough to keep assigning every stumble to one column and every recovery to the other. Whyatt spent the evening T-accounted, blaming the left-hand column whenever he missed the step. T-backed adj. You are drunk and walking with the rear support of your judgement markedly reduced. Kibibi came down the stairs T-backed, relying heavily on both banisters. T-balled adj. Of a drinker: striking at whatever comes towards you only after it has stopped moving. Anastajia was T-balled, waiting for the coat rack to settle before addressing it. T-bandaged adj. A drinker who supports one uncertain limb with another, at right angles and without elegance. Eyob was T-bandaged on the staircase, one arm bracing the other against the wall. T-barred adj. A drinker so far gone that forward progress depends on being pulled while the feet continue sliding. Erykah was T-barred down the corridor, feet moving while the coat hook supplied the direction. T-beamed adj. The state of being drunk and structurally dependent on a crosspiece for uprightness. Desiraye was T-beamed beside the staircase, held vertical by a conveniently placed rail. T-billed adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted every movement into a short-term obligation. Arrica was T-billed by the third landing, owing the banister another careful descent. T-birded (/ˈtiːbɜː(ɹ)dd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who takes corners broadly, noisily, and with more bonnet than steering. Raygene came T-birded round the kitchen table and clipped three chairs in succession. T-bone steaked adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose central line remains firm while everything around it wobbles. Michelina stood T-bone steaked on the landing, rigid through the middle and uncertain at both ends. T-boned (/ˈtiːbəʊnd/) adj. Reduced by drink to meeting every doorway sideways, with the confidence of a steak at service. Zavery arrived T-boned at the lavatory and required the frame to complete the turn. T-boxed adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose internal connections have become accessible to anyone nearby. Crystalrose was T-boxed by midnight, explaining private wiring arrangements to the staircase.