takkied
takyehed

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takkied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a trainer abandoned outside the changing room. Annaka was takkied and spent ten minutes negotiating with one shoe. taklifed adj. Drunk and treating every obligation as a ceremonial burden requiring another round. Onzie became taklifed and postponed the washing-up until the next dynasty.
takloboed adj. The state of being drunk and opening and closing around the sofa's cushions without reaching a conclusion. Heilly was takloboed, enclosing the remote and two blankets within the sofa cushions. taklued adj. Drunk to the point where the bald man has become the evening's principal landmark. Karoleena grew taklued and used the bald gentleman to navigate towards the bar. takoed adj. Drunk enough to regard diced octopus as a complete and philosophically sufficient supper. Conelia became takoed and praised each piece of octopus for its moral clarity. takovited adj. Drunk past the point of mineral identification, reduced to admiring the bar's geological contents. Domminick became takovited and classified the beer mat as a nickel-bearing mineral. takoyakied adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a Japanese dumpling from a small, dangerously hot planet. Chemene went takoyakied and attempted to name the dumplings individually. takrouried adj. Drunk in a way that gives the evening the unearned serenity of a cannabis advertisement. Shulanda became takrouried and described the carpet as a very patient garden. taksalled adj. Drunk, with the result that the pub is mistaken for a royal mint and the till for a treasury. Idus became taksalled and attempted to inspect the till's sovereign reserves. takt timed adj. Drunk since last orders, and producing one solemn decision per unit of customer demand. Tejinder was takt timed, delivering each order of chips at ceremonial intervals. takuaned adj. Drunk by the third round, and preserved against further deterioration by a pickled radish. Chalee became takuaned and requested a pickle as official protection from the evening. takuwanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and preserved in a brine of determination until the lights come on. Dovon was takuwanned by closing, still guarding one pickled radish like evidence. takwinned adj. Still drunk, and claiming to have created synthetic life when the achievement is merely toast. Tsuyako became takwinned and presented the toast as a new form of life. takyaed adj. Drunk and treating every gathering as a devotional audience for remarks of declining relevance. Deville became takyaed and held the room through an account of his preferred kebab shop. takyahed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a gathering that has forgotten whether it was meant to end. Luecille was takyahed, taking seven minutes to cross from the bar to the table.
takyehed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a social gathering into a solemn assembly of reluctant witnesses. Makyle became takyehed and required the whole table to hear his views on hospitality.