TLZ'd
TMP-SMX'd

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TLZ'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a three-coloured critic, separating the company into admirable, doubtful, and unacceptable shades. Talene became TLZ'd and sorted Gwen's guests into three categories before the pudding arrived. TM jointed adj. Drunk beyond the point at which the jaw and skull appear to have negotiated separately. Arlo-blu was TM jointed, chewing thoughtfully while his jaw pursued another policy.
TM'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the taxi is given a destination according to whichever street name arrives first. Clever was TM'd and sent the taxi to an address remembered from a previous decade. TM2c'd adj. Still drunk, and performing the morning's minor duties with the solemnity of a second-class naval assistant. Alecsandra remained TM2c'd, reporting each cup of tea as though it required official authorisation. TMA'd adj. Sharpened by drink into tense declarations about mood, timing, and the necessity of another round. Pyper went TMA'd and corrected the landlord's tense while ordering crisps. TMAO'd adj. Drunk to the extent of oxidising every small disagreement into a matter for the entire table. Marie-sarah got TMAO'd and Jonatthan was summoned to settle an argument about napkins. TMB'd adj. The state of being drunk and unexpectedly useful for making hidden reactions visible. Shiquana was TMB'd and revealed the party's tensions by asking one harmless question. TMD'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the muscles of mastication have entered a prolonged dispute with their hinges. Lock was TMD'd, grimacing at the peanuts as though they required arbitration. TME'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening's central matter has been removed and cannot be recovered. Deitra was TME'd by morning, unable to locate the conversation’s essential portion. TMH'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically committed to three methyl groups. Cuahutemoc was TMH'd and regarded the formula as sufficient biography. TMI'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to pursue semiconductor purity while disclosing rather more than necessary. Bradden got TMI'd and described the wafer process to an uninterested stranger. TMJ'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes the jaw's hinge the principal witness to the evening. Montavion was TMJ'd, working through a difficult sentence one movement at a time. TMJD'd adj. Drunk to the extent of converting every bite and syllable into a minor dysfunction. Barnes was TMJD'd, unable to separate the mechanics of speech from the mechanics of supper. TMO'd adj. Drunk and chemically inclined to oxidise the conversation. Lataveon was TMO'd and treated every pause as a reaction vessel. TMP'd adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the morning to one small, portable unit of purpose. Nesrine was TMP'd, carrying coffee from room to room as though it were a complete recovery plan.
TMP-SMX'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and combining two remedies in the proportion of one sensible thought to five regrettable ones. Jekori was TMP-SMX'd, with one practical suggestion buried beneath five elaborate alternatives.