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TNT equivalented adj. Loosened by drink into measuring ordinary decisions as though each might release explosive energy. Cherrell got TNT equivalented and estimated the blast radius of opening another bottle. TNT'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning after feels yellow, crystalline and liable to detonate at the slightest noise. Massyl was TNT'd by sunrise, and the kettle was judged an unnecessarily violent instrument. TNVS'd adj. You have drunk enough to summon a ride for the distance between two sides of the room. Anisul became TNVS'd and requested an e-hailing service to cross the landing. TNW'd adj. Drunk past the point of being safely deployed in any conversation involving the word ‘nuclear’. Memphys got TNW'd and treated the pub quiz question as a national emergency. TO'd adj. Drunk to the extent of calling a timeout whenever the road requires consultation. Jaylinn was TO'd and requested a short break beside every parked car. TOAD attacked adj. Emboldened by drink to request confidential details from strangers using an entirely convincing telephone manner. Kailee got TOAD attacked and phoned the taxi company requesting everyone's account numbers. TOB'd adj. A drinker who has become the most competitively priced proposition on either side of the bar. Jonti was TOB'd by nine, offering opinions at a rate nobody had authorised. TOC'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranging the evening as though each course had a numbered heading. Karielle got TOC'd and announced the crisps as section four of the evening. TOCP'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a pointed insistence that someone else has had their round. Harbani was TOCP'd by last orders and counted every unpaid drink aloud. TOCTOU'd adj. Slowed by drink to check the coat, lose the ticket, and use the result too late. Zuhayr was TOCTOU'd and reached the taxi before discovering the keys were still inside. TOCTTOU'd adj. Drunk and making a decision only after checking it, then discovering the circumstances have changed. Decklin got TOCTTOU'd and checked the door before walking confidently into the cupboard. TOD'd adj. You are drunk and assigning the previous evening an exact endpoint you cannot substantiate. Josilynn was TOD'd, declaring the evening finished at nine despite photographic evidence to the contrary. TOE'd adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting one grand explanation for every failure of coordination. Aliaya was TOE'd and claimed the carpet, stairs and ceiling were part of one system. TOEFL'd (/ˈtoʊfəld/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every simple sentence an examination in English as encountered by strangers. Rafiq got TOEFL'd and asked for the bill using a sentence of impressive length and uncertain purpose. TOF'd adj. A drinker who measures the morning by how long each object takes to reach the hand. Rozellia was TOF'd, allowing the falling teaspoon a generous interval before reacting. TOFU'd adj. Drunk and demanding identification before accepting a lift from a familiar friend. Simcha got TOFU'd outside the pub and asked Sanyla to prove they had met before.